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  1. "When you ain't got nothin', you got nothin' to lose." Bob Dylan
  2. RT: @quotme "Homer no function beer well without." - Homer Simpson
  3. RT: @ComicTwit If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
  4. RT: @NancyMAlexander When you say "fruitcake", to which of my relatives are you referring?
  5. RT: @funnyoneliners You can eat off the floor in my house. Because there's actual bits of food there.
  6. RT: @stillsafe "A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B." Fats Domino
  7. RT: @stillsafe "The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said." Peter Drucker
  8. RT: thanks! @andycrash @ZAGrrl @jackieo67
  9. Seriously the Best old school mix EVER! Even the long ass bank line isn't bugging me. Thanks Lee (@jezus316)! GNR is always a favorite!
  10. RT: @dahara Just go out there and do what you've got to do. ~ Martina Navratilova #quote
  11. "The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." ~ Ben Franklin
  12. Out all by myself, playing "Only God knows Why"/Kid Rock Very loud in the car and enjoying every second of my "me" time.
  13. RT: @quotme "If the dogs are barking at your heels, you know you're leading the pack." - Anonymous
  14. RT @andycrash: When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. #humor
  15. I may be Schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.
  16. RT: @TheDailyLove END = Entirely New Direction
  17. Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind. Evan Esar ~ and makes me throw stuff.
  18. What the world needs is more geniuses with humility. There are so few of us left. ~ OSCAR LEVANT
  19. RT: @ComicTwit Sex is like bridge... if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.
  20. RT: @NancyMAlexander "Because I Said So" is your God-given right as a mother.Pulling rank is one of the greatest Joys Of Motherhood.