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  1. Researcher's labour of love leads to MS breakthrough http://tgam.ca/EEy (via @globeandmail) Surgical cure for MS?
  2. I can't tighten the screw in my glasses because I can't see the screw when I'm not wearing my glasses.
  3. @kikirt60 I can't wait until the next time we get to fart around all day!
  4. @djhein70 Then I turned on the compactor. The next morning the mouse was still there, but he was a flat mouse.
  5. @djhein70 I had the same problem with a mouse the other day. He was in my trash compactor when I opened it. I sreamed like a girl!
  6. @djhein70 Eeeeek! A spider!
  7. @anthonywarnold Shame on you for not listening to your parents :-)
  8. Headed out to lunch with my BFF @kikirt60
  9. I can't do any work because the school's internet is down. That's what I get for being a somewhat tech savvy English prof.
  10. Enjoying Mexican buffet with my Hunny!
  11. I used to be a good writer, but after 10 years of reading mostly miserable crap from college students, I do well to tweet 1 good sentence.
  12. @djhein70 LOL I have some of those. I wonder how they made it to college.
  13. When you have 100 students spread over 5 composition classes, you spend an inordinate amount of time grading.
  14. @djhein70 I am ALWAYS grading papers, but I haven't yet read the one from the student who emailed me. That's in the next bunch to do.
  15. If you're going to plagiarize, copy the entire paper. Don't throw really good writing in with your crappy writing and think I won't notice.
  16. I thank you for not littering our college campus, but my pickup truck bed is not a garbage can.
  17. Why do I even bother answering such emails?
  18. Just got an email from a student wh hasn't been in class much and has a paper due tonight. She wants to know how to write the paper.
  19. @kikirt60 Girl you are crazy!!
  20. @djhein70 I love to hear a cardinal sing because it says "prettyprettyprettyprettypretty." I like to think it's singing to me!