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  1. Just need Ryan Moats to score 61 pts and this fantasy football game is in the bag! about 20 hours ago from Echofon
  2. Man, this episode of "Hoarders" is a wicked bummer. 9:41 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  3. Had a dream I placed Coke Zero in a dehydrator and snorted it. Good to know I'm calorie conscious in my sleep. 10:21 AM Nov 21st from Echofon
  4. Trying to read and eavesdrop on Sam's phone call isn't as easy as it should be! 3:25 PM Nov 20th from Echofon
  5. @LanceKrall YES! Please do. I have so much to give :) 2:23 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to LanceKrall
  6. Just told my nephew "Every time you blink an angel gets the shits." 2:13 PM Nov 19th from web
  7. RT @adampally: Death By Roo Roo UCBLA tonight at 11-- Cage Match 3:17 PM Nov 18th from Echofon
  8. @theanthonyking I'm not convinced. Is he demanding hugs? 7:05 PM Nov 17th from Echofon in reply to theanthonyking
  9. Peanut M&Ms are a perfect food. 9:50 PM Nov 16th from Echofon
  10. I asked Sam if he wanted to see "Precious." He said "isn't that about a fat kid and Oprah?" 4:47 PM Nov 16th from Echofon
  11. Set your DVRs for "Free Radio" on Comedy Central (at midnight after "The Colbert Report") you'll learn what a Hot Karl Malden is! 9:50 AM Nov 16th from Echofon
  12. Peyton Manning looks like he's had hair lip surgery. Die. Peyton. Die. 8:46 PM Nov 15th from Echofon
  13. Belichick. What. The. Fuck. 8:42 PM Nov 15th from Echofon
  14. "The Blind Side" has an alternate title "Thank God for White People." 5:51 PM Nov 15th from Echofon
  15. Pretty sure Al Michael's uses spray-on hair. 5:29 PM Nov 15th from Echofon
  16. I feel bad for people who don't eat pork http://twitpic.com/pp4rg 4:45 PM Nov 15th from Echofon
  17. Unless Carol Hannah dies from her stomach flu, this season of Project Runway is mucho boring. 1:19 PM Nov 15th from Echofon
  18. Padma Lakshmi. Not very funny on 30 Rock. Luckily she has her own sitcom deal. 1:10 PM Nov 15th from Echofon
  19. Staying at the same hotel as the Insane Clown Posse. I'll try to keep it down. 8:48 PM Nov 13th from Echofon
  20. United Airlines: our flights are as comfortable as your alcoholic uncle breathing on you. 6:11 PM Nov 13th from Echofon