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  1. Sounds like you need a couple of boats to go with that paradox. @skidvis: So I'm AntiSocial AND ProSocial? Yay. http://goo.gl/QV5J
  2. I'm at Walmart - L St (12850 L St, Omaha). http://4sq.com/69BBeV
  3. Listening to a song on the radio that "made me say Oh my Lord!" For those of you still in high school, MC Hammer was on.
  4. What do the KC Chiefs have in common with the defending champion Pittsburgh Steelers? Both let Joshua Cribbs beat them.
  5. Joshua Cribbsjust had his 2nd 100 yard kick-off return for a TD. I really hope I started him in fantasy this week.
  6. "Cassel's pass to Mike Cox complete for 3 yards" almost made me spit out my drink. Read the name fast if u don't get it.
  7. About to see my very 1st NFL game: 2-11 Cleveland at 3-10 KC. Could be worse. My father-in-law is a fan of both teams.
  8. My '68 Chevy had only AM radio. My '08 Jeep has 3 dudes listening to their own iPods. What a difference 40 years makes.
  9. Just had a dream about being in a 'buddy Kung Fu' movie with Jackie Chan. One of my Top 5 dreams ever.
  10. I just got them for Christmas from the in-laws. Do I know how to pick'em, or what?
  11. What do Iron Man, Harry Potter 6, all 4 Die Hards, all 4 Police Academies, and all 4 Lethal Weapons have in common?
  12. Gah! What is that bright orb in the sky? Sun? Is that you? I haven't seen you while leaving work in...ages.
  13. I'm at Southroads Mall (1001 Fork Crook Rd, Fort Crook Rd and Childs Rd, Omaha). http://4sq.com/3rmb3A
  14. I just submitted The Guild for Best Comedy Web Series in the @StreamyAwards http://streamys.org
  15. Will the 300 pound man who keeps sitting on my chest while I sleep please go away. Oh, it's you acid reflux? Well...same message.
  16. Looking through the Christmas cards we've received so far and I'm pretty sure one of the older ladies wrote her letter on a typewriter.
  17. My favorite part of ugly sweater day at work? Saying "You are so gonna win!" to peeps wearing normal sweaters & waiting for their reaction.
  18. RT: @prodigaljohn is giving away 3 free iPod shuffles. http://stuffchristianslike.net/
  19. I'm at Southroads Mall (1001 Fork Crook Rd, Fort Crook Rd and Childs Rd, Omaha). http://4sq.com/3rmb3A
  20. Check this video out -- What Earth Would Look Like With Rings Like Saturn http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoz5Q2rGQtQ