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jackdanicomedy

UluwatuSiap "What a complete fucking waste of time that was!" ~ Me, every time I logout of Twitter now. 9:31 AM May 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by jackdanicomedy and 12 others
EliseRose5 Let me be your technical difficulty. 6:33 PM May 25th via web Retweeted by jackdanicomedy and 17 others
@Tina_Bellina only if I'm making eye contact with you 2:43 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Tina_Bellina
brent3d You're never too old to hand-surf out've your car window on the highway. 12:38 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by jackdanicomedy and 2 others
An orgasm is to a woman what the ice cream truck is to a kid. It doesn't come every day but when it does get the fuck outta the way. 7:50 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
Was in love with this girl, had to breakup with her. She was a chronic queefer. She was a queefaholic. 7:50 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
@auroracacioppo Hey cuz! 7:47 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
@Jcostanza6 all is good, let me know when your avail! 7:43 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jcostanza6
@Jcostanza6 john when are we getting together?? 7:30 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jcostanza6
@unfamous See you soon buddy. 9:28 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
@robdelaney @droz @drphil only if your gf or bf has salmonella in their mouth 8:42 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to robdelaney
Till you can't walk... 5:48 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
oggi il mio culo non vuole uscire dal mio letto... 1:25 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
@NickMartinello Hey buddy, let you know about Tuesday ASAP... 12:55 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
BillionairePA It's so easy to get attention when you do something negative; but if you do something positive no one got nothing to say at all! #WEALTHY 6:12 AM May 13th via web Retweeted by jackdanicomedy
RawBeeL Dear moms: thanks for being taxi drivers, chefs, seamstresses, nurses, cleaning ladies, therapists, &...I guess 140 characters aren't enough 12:09 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by jackdanicomedy and 1 other
SuadShamma "The video you are trying to watch cannot be viewed from your current location." - well FUCK YOU! 12:30 PM May 13th via web Retweeted by jackdanicomedy
@gerrydee thank you. 4:09 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to gerrydee
youtube.com/watch?v=9LTv5h… The Ron Jeremy Song! 7:13 AM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
twitmusic.com/jackdanicomedy… One More Time. The ultimate breakup song! 7:13 AM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone

Name Jack Dani
Location Smile City U.S.A
Web http://www.youtub...
Bio comedian, musician, singer/songwriter, swedish massage therapist, mountain climber and professional smiler. www.cdbaby.com/cd/jackdani