jackcolton
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The Johnny Walker ads w/ the people climbing mountains, building buildings and inventing things are funny. You can't do any of that drunk!
8:17 PM Nov 17th
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Due to budget cuts, Las Vegas highways will no longer have painted lines on the highways.
12:40 PM Oct 30th
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Some businesses need to take special care to make sure letters in their signs don't burn out. "Waffle H oe" is one of them.
4:49 PM Oct 26th
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At an airport stuck next to a TV playing fox news. This is torture. I'm waiting to hear their "outrage" at excessive government breathing.
12:56 PM Oct 26th
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What is moose plural? Meece?
9:19 PM Oct 23rd
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At a house party that has all the usual stuff: lots of people, drinks, beer pong, and.....what the hell....Dancing With The Stars??!
9:37 PM Oct 20th
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At Bare pool, 90 degrees, spraying champagne on folks. Its mid october. Reason 10310 to love vegas!
3:06 PM Oct 17th
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@ sorry for changing your phonebook names. Good luck figuring out who "stench trap" is when they call next time!
3:24 AM Oct 17th
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The auto text bandit strikes again! Jigga jigga what!
3:21 AM Oct 17th
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For those following todays news, you'll get the humor in the latest MSNBC headline "Happy ending for balloon boy." Haha!
5:41 PM Oct 15th
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Dear aspiring model on MySpace: having your name as "silent but deadly" may not take your career in the right direction. Just a thought!
3:23 PM Oct 15th
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Made a list of whore names:
Workbag
Motor mount
Cockwaitress
Ball scrubber
Thunder cunt
Dirty loofah
Oystersauce
Bonbon factory
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4:17 PM Oct 12th
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Watching two old ladies. Wait, OLD ladies dancing like a desperate stripper in heat at Wasted Space. Beyonce never thought this would happen
1:53 AM Oct 10th
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Has anyone else noticed that Great Value's (walmart) new design looks like the dharma initiative food supplies in Lost? Looks so cheap!
3:34 PM Oct 4th
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At Las Vegas Weekly nightlife issue release party, and apparently they decided to make me black on the cover in order to be diverse?! Haha
12:29 AM Sep 28th
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Just saw what looking like a meteor land near the vegas airport!
10:30 PM Sep 20th
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Eff Kanye! :-)
9:30 PM Sep 13th
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The next DJ that interupts the crowd with "make some noooooooise" may have my foot suddenly implanted in his / her posterior.
12:35 AM Sep 12th
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Hanging out w/ @ at CatHouse wearing one sock and taking shots!
11:07 PM Sep 3rd
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At Wasted Space with Ms. Jana Wester, discussing disposable penis attachments for women in unisex bathrooms. (Ref: @)
2:00 AM Aug 15th
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