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jackclemens1

  1. @glo_stevens Yeah! I got moderately sized hands. Nothing to make me feel bad about, GM.
  2. No George Michael, you will not be my father figure. And don't sing it like that.
  3. @korrikezar @statesman @benjaminew If there's one thing we always have, it's Chupacabra bacon. I'll let him know.
  4. @korrikezar Hahaha.
  5. @korrikezar @benjaminew @statesman That's awesome and close to my old man. I'm going to tell him to put out some bacon tonight.
  6. Retweet if you're an immaterial girl living in an immaterial world. #ghosts
  7. @matthew1stewart Horses scare me.
  8. People screaming at me is my greatest strength.
  9. "It was my favorite moog!" Translated from Irish to English by me after 7 years of labor. #theGeneral
  10. I'm still looking for an translator position for english to english scenarios.
  11. @melakfilms2011 Not that I know of!
  12. @000___000 It's actually rock candy! I'm a meth head for rock candy.
  13. 90 percent of my off days are spent putting a baby in safety harnesses.
  14. @rickietyler 11/22/63 was very good. You were right, as always.
  15. Does your baby also not have a mouth? Then move along. This food holds nothing for you. twitter.com/jackclemens1/s…
  16. Trying to water tree and I was attacked by a small bird WHO LOOKS REALLY BIG FLYING AT YOUR FACE. So that's why I screamed like that.
  17. Nail meet coffin. #wcf
  18. @hdkjr He's a closer.
  19. @DukeOfBexar Agreed.
  20. @hdkjr Coach Pop is my hero.