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jackclemens1

  1. @glo_stevens Yeah! I got moderately sized hands. Nothing to make me feel bad about, GM. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to glo_stevens
  2. No George Michael, you will not be my father figure. And don't sing it like that. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @korrikezar @statesman @benjaminew If there's one thing we always have, it's Chupacabra bacon. I'll let him know. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to korrikezar
  4. @korrikezar Hahaha. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to korrikezar
  5. @korrikezar @benjaminew @statesman That's awesome and close to my old man. I'm going to tell him to put out some bacon tonight. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to korrikezar
  6. Retweet if you're an immaterial girl living in an immaterial world. #ghosts about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @matthew1stewart Horses scare me. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to matthew1stewart
  8. People screaming at me is my greatest strength. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. "It was my favorite moog!" Translated from Irish to English by me after 7 years of labor. #theGeneral about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I'm still looking for an translator position for english to english scenarios. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @melakfilms2011 Not that I know of! about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to melakfilms2011
  12. @000___000 It's actually rock candy! I'm a meth head for rock candy. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to 000___000
  13. 90 percent of my off days are spent putting a baby in safety harnesses. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @rickietyler 11/22/63 was very good. You were right, as always. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Does your baby also not have a mouth? Then move along. This food holds nothing for you. twitter.com/jackclemens1/s… about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Trying to water tree and I was attacked by a small bird WHO LOOKS REALLY BIG FLYING AT YOUR FACE. So that's why I screamed like that. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Nail meet coffin. #wcf 8:43 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @hdkjr He's a closer. 8:38 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hdkjr
  19. @DukeOfBexar Agreed. 8:27 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DukeOfBexar
  20. @hdkjr Coach Pop is my hero. 7:48 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone