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JackCanfora

  1. @dunderweiser but as a Mets fan, you're used to that 49-70 games a year anyway, right?
  2. @thedirectorsco Breakaleg tonight and Opening Night!
  3. Canfora & Koenig, Saturday night from 9-12, bring summer and -- yes --hope ITSELF back to Port Jefferson at the Steam Room. You're welcome.
  4. Rob and I will be bringing music, and probably, a semblance of meaning back to Port Jefferson this Saturday night 9-12 #summerisbackatlast
  5. A good rule of thumb: if you oppose giving people equal rights, there's a helluva chance you're on the wrong side of history
  6. Back in NY- deeply grateful to everyone @ Florida Studio Theater for their talent and hard work. Nice to know Jericho is in such good hands
  7. Today President Obama did more towards honoring and preserving the Constitution than most presidents ever do #thepursuitofhappiness
  8. Welcome to the 21st century, American presidency. #obama
  9. Oh, #northcarolina, you've managed to appall the world while simultaneously not surprising it one bit. #historywillbeunkindtoyou
  10. This Is How You Kill An Attack Ad on @upworthy upworthy.com/this-is-how-yo…
  11. @kreinyyy glad you had the sangfroid to apply your knowledge of them
  12. Watching the president wax poetic about what built America, yet he omits the vital role rock n roll played in building our cities #80slyrics
  13. I swear I may need to take a personal day over #Marianorivera. One of the greatest and most admirable athletes of our lifetimes
  14. @ASGvarsity try not to get arrested.
  15. Seems TSA has become the perfect place for someone to protect America while indulge in some very specifc fetishes theblaze.com/stories/embarr…
  16. @smatos8 something magical's happened since Monday: It's now a place of pure magic and joy; you'll LOVE it. JK. It'll probably suck
  17. @adamrab720 It's happened for the same reason that renders me more monstrously decrepit with each passing season.
  18. @Aritaliana It's a dead give away, tragically.
  19. Incidentally, one sure way to tell the tweets were clearly not mine -- an utter absence of snark or a sense that the sender was dead inside.