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  1. I went bowling last night. That’s it. Nothing funny happened. It was bowling.
  2. I want everyone to know they can order anything off my entire menu anytime. I also want everyone to know my handicap in golf is now a 7.
  3. If people can take “sick” days we should also be able to take “feeling amazing” days
  4. Jack is doing his holiday shopping early this year. You can never be too prepared for Arbor Day.
  5. Shoot! I’m late for my meeting!!! No wait, I’m early.
  6. Jack didn’t realize while everybody was Kung-Fu fighting, he was actually doing Jiu-Jitsu.
  7. Jack has an idea for an invention: tear-away napkin socks. Patent pending.
  8. Jack thinks Easy Listening is misleading. No one is listening.
  9. Jack thinks world peace would be possible if the United Nations shared a giant bag of curly fries.
  10. @HostileB I'm really excited about my Bonus Jack being back. I might have to go get one for dinner... and then again for breakfast.
  11. Jack is going french fry tasting in Northern California this weekend.
  12. @justashley I had a breakfast burrito for dinner :-)
  13. Jack is on cloud nine. Strike that, cloud ten. It’s the penthouse to cloud nine.
  14. Jack thought about doing one-armed pushups, but didn’t want to make his other arm jealous.
  15. Jack is taking his wife to the movies tonight. Suggestions?
  16. @DBellamy My pleasure, what did you have?
  17. I can type 90 words per minute, except when I have to think about spelling “vacuum.”
  18. @jleigh97 Great video! The only thing missing was me!
  19. Jack is considering running a marathon. He’s also considering not running one.
  20. Nina, Pinta & Santa Maria = Columbus. Mayflower = Pilgrims. Just a friendly reminder.