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Jack Bauer prepares his Thanksgiving Turkey with a hacksaw.
2:22 PM Nov 25th
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When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.
5:00 PM Nov 23rd
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RT @: 24 season 8 promotional pictures here: "New York Gets Jacked" haha
3:44 PM Nov 20th
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Upon returning from a Chinese prison, Jack Bauer ate a terrorist's throat. Breakfast of champions.
12:27 PM Nov 17th
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Jack Bauer can get McDonald’s breakfast after 11am.
4:30 PM Nov 15th
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Jack Bauer demands commercial breaks. Otherwise terrorists die too quickly.
6:51 AM Nov 12th
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Jack Bauer can watch all 7 seasons of 24 in 24 hours.
6:11 AM Nov 10th
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Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
6:59 AM Nov 9th
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When Jack Bauer asks “Who are you working for?,” it’s rhetorical. He knows who you’re working for. And he’s already killed them, too.
7:35 PM Nov 8th
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Bullet proof vests wear Jack Bauer for protection.
6:01 PM Nov 8th
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Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
12:57 PM Nov 8th
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Jack Bauer once killed his boss. Nobody tells Jack Bauer what to do.
9:38 AM Nov 8th
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Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them.
8:22 AM Nov 7th
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Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.
8:02 AM Nov 7th
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When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
8:15 PM Nov 6th
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Jack Bauer wasn't needed in the World Series. The Yankees didn't have room for a second Godzilla.
7:55 PM Nov 6th
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