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There's a reason why getting your car stolen is referred to as being "Jacked." #24 11:00 PM Apr 10th, 2010 via API
The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you. #24 8:00 PM Apr 10th, 2010 via API
Jack Bauer is the only reason why Waldo is hiding #24 5:00 PM Apr 10th, 2010 via API
Jack Bauer once wrote a book. You might know it. It's called The Bible. #24 11:00 AM Apr 10th, 2010 via API
Jack Bauer has killed so many people cancer is jealous. #24 8:00 AM Apr 10th, 2010 via API
9/11 only happened because Jack Bauer was on vactation. He'll never go on vacation again. #24 5:00 AM Apr 10th, 2010 via API
Terrorists should have learned two things by now: only Jack Bauer can kill Jack Bauer, and Jack Bauer never stays dead. #24 2:00 AM Apr 10th, 2010 via API
When there's something strange, in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? Jack Bauer. #24 1:00 PM Apr 3rd, 2010 via API
Jack Bauer caught all the Pokemon. #24 10:00 AM Apr 3rd, 2010 via API
Jack Bauer once brought a knife to a gun fight. Turns out, he only needed his two legs. #24 7:00 AM Apr 3rd, 2010 via API
Jack Bauer can survive hunting with Dick Cheyney. #24 4:00 AM Apr 3rd, 2010 via API
Jack Bauer makes that pussy from NUM3RS do his taxes #24 1:00 AM Apr 3rd, 2010 via API
Jack bauer once ate a kitten, and laughed. #24 10:00 PM Apr 2nd, 2010 via API
Jack Bauer invented solar-powered vehicles when his car ran out of gas, and he glared at it until it used sunlight to move. #24 7:00 PM Apr 2nd, 2010 via API
Jack Bauer doesn't drink honey, he chews bees. #24 4:00 PM Apr 2nd, 2010 via API