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  1. So, not so much of a quadruple agent, what's the word for 3 1/2's? With the half leaning towards us-ish? Heck with it, I'm on vacation now.
  2. Checking my datebook. Feel like something important is going on tonight. Dentist appointment I think.
  3. If Tony is a quadruple agent, I'm going to hug him, then beat his ass down. If he isn't, I'm going to do one of the actions above.
  4. I'm going to have to give Tony a talking to tonight. Seriously, what would his mum think if she saw him behaving like this.
  5. All that yelling at Janice and the best she and Chloe could talk about was "President Palmer" ? Clearly I wasn't yelling loud enough.
  6. Think about it. Chloe once said I could come and talk to her about anything, even Audrey. See the look I gave her? Screen Saver material.
  7. Case in point: I *hugged* Chloe. "hugged" Chloe. WTF.
  8. This ilness sure does some weird things to you.
  9. Guys, I don't know why, but I feel like Tony is up to something. And I don't think it's a surprise birthday party for me. Going away party?
  10. Although seeing Kim was heartbreaking, I appreciate her not bringing some boyfriend that would psychoanalyze me. This time anyway.
  11. Guys, guys, relax. It was just a really bad burrito. I think. Hmm.
  12. Did you guys see the huge Sprint logo on the phones? What was that about, rofl. Seriously, Sprint's cool. 4 floors underground cool.
  13. I can promise you if Eric was at the front door with a gun, Red Foreman would have no problem kicking his ass, again.
  14. If I had the latest version of iPhoto on this MacBook, I could've used Faces to identify John Quinn instead of bothering Agent Walker.
  15. The terrorists are threatening to kill a hostage if the missing hour from the start of Daylight Savings Time isn't given back. LOLWUT.
  16. Why is Chloe telling TMZ that I'm going to be dead when we're done here? Jack Bauer doesn't die. He retires from life.
  17. Being taken hostage while wearing a suit while trying to save the president (What? Again?) was not how I planned on spending my night.
  18. In the great debacle between PC and Mac, I want to make one thing clear. Jack Bauer is NOT a PC. Figure that out.
  19. OH: "Our inside leaks can be traced, those involved will be interrogated. It could be worse..." 'How?!' "Deep Throat." '...Damn it!'
  20. You'll never make me talk coppa!