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jackbauer

  1. Just got back from 'vacationing' in Abottabad...
  2. I'm on to you @WriteRCastle /cc: @NathanFillion twitpic.com/47d4gd
  3. Seriously, we are just powering through naptime aren't we?
  4. I'm in the mood for a flame-broiled burger. I've been smelling the sweet smell of meat cooking for a bit. Oh look, I'm holding a blowtorch.
  5. Felt like Cole gave in to me too easily. I was expecting to put up with one "No, you put YOUR gun down Sugar Tits" line.
  6. Feeling like I just pulled an all nighter.
  7. Maybe now that the show is ending I can work on joining "Dancing with Stars". DAMNIT CHLOE WHERE ARE MY TAP SHOES?!
  8. Crap. I think Hastings is keeping me for 6 hours to fill out paperwork. For all the past seasons!
  9. Thought my day was over. Hastings says he has me for another 6 hours. I think he's secretly working for Fox.
  10. Considering the amount of times CTU has been infiltrated & attacked, you'd think we would've had every base covered. Fooled you didn't we?
  11. You may complain about AT&T's crappy service. I'm not using them and I STILL CAN'T REACH CTU. DAMNIT.
  12. This guy is making me seem less awesome: http://s.nyt.com/u/Ywz
  13. It's just a flesh wound.
  14. Ich bin nur voller Überraschungen!
  15. Sorry, meant to tweet. Been a busy day. Won't bore you with the details.
  16. Baby Einstein products worthless. Hoping Chloe has lowdown on product that'll teach granddaughter to start calling me grandpa, not 'Jack'.
  17. Intimidation tactics that were once effective on Chinese or Russian baddies are ineffective on cutesy granddaughters.
  18. Constantly being reminded to use my inside voice. "WHERE IS THE CEREAL?!" doesn't fly anymore during breakfast.
  19. Who the fuck is Chris Wallace and why's he with me on Waterboarding? I shove rags down throats, not this kiddie pool crap.
  20. So, not so much of a quadruple agent, what's the word for 3 1/2's? With the half leaning towards us-ish? Heck with it, I'm on vacation now.