jackbauer
- So, not so much of a quadruple agent, what's the word for 3 1/2's? With the half leaning towards us-ish?
Heck with it, I'm on vacation now.10:39 PM May 19th from Tweetie
- Checking my datebook. Feel like something important is going on tonight. Dentist appointment I think.6:05 PM May 18th from Tweetie
- If Tony is a quadruple agent, I'm going to hug him, then beat his ass down.
If he isn't, I'm going to do one of the actions above.6:34 PM May 14th from Tweetie
- I'm going to have to give Tony a talking to tonight. Seriously, what would his mum think if she saw him behaving like this.5:35 PM May 11th from Tweetie
- All that yelling at Janice and the best she and Chloe could talk about was "President Palmer" ?
Clearly I wasn't yelling loud enough.12:33 AM May 1st from Tweetie
- Think about it. Chloe once said I could come and talk to her about anything, even Audrey.
See the look I gave her? Screen Saver material.10:46 PM Apr 28th from Tweetie
- Case in point: I *hugged* Chloe.
"hugged"
Chloe.
WTF.10:42 PM Apr 28th from Tweetie
- This ilness sure does some weird things to you.10:41 PM Apr 28th from Tweetie
- Guys, I don't know why, but I feel like Tony is up to something. And I don't think it's a surprise birthday party for me. Going away party?11:19 PM Apr 20th from Tweetie
- Although seeing Kim was heartbreaking, I appreciate her not bringing some boyfriend that would psychoanalyze me.
This time anyway.10:57 AM Apr 19th from Tweetie
- Guys, guys, relax. It was just a really bad burrito.
I think. Hmm.11:42 PM Apr 6th from Tweetie
- Did you guys see the huge Sprint logo on the phones? What was that about, rofl.
Seriously, Sprint's cool. 4 floors underground cool.11:36 PM Apr 6th from Tweetie
- I can promise you if Eric was at the front door with a gun, Red Foreman would have no problem kicking his ass, again.2:06 AM Mar 18th from Tweetie
- If I had the latest version of iPhoto on this MacBook, I could've used Faces to identify John Quinn instead of bothering Agent Walker.8:10 PM Mar 16th from Tweetie
- The terrorists are threatening to kill a hostage if the missing hour from the start of Daylight Savings Time isn't given back. LOLWUT.11:49 AM Mar 8th from Tweetie
- Why is Chloe telling TMZ that I'm going to be dead when we're done here?
Jack Bauer doesn't die. He retires from life.3:35 AM Mar 5th from Tweetie
- Being taken hostage while wearing a suit while trying to save the president (What? Again?) was not how I planned on spending my night.12:36 AM Mar 3rd from Tweetie
- In the great debacle between PC and Mac, I want to make one thing clear. Jack Bauer is NOT a PC. Figure that out.2:03 AM Feb 19th from Tweetie
- OH: "Our inside leaks can be traced, those involved will be interrogated. It could be worse..."
'How?!'
"Deep Throat."
'...Damn it!'1:17 AM Feb 18th from Tweetie
- You'll never make me talk coppa!8:35 PM Feb 17th from Tweetie
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- Name Jack Bauer
- Location DeeSee
- Bio If everyone listened to my instructions, it'd be called '12'
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