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jackbauer

  1. Just got back from 'vacationing' in Abottabad... 12:39 AM May 2nd, 2011 via web
  2. I'm on to you @WriteRCastle /cc: @NathanFillion twitpic.com/47d4gd 10:26 PM Mar 7th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Seriously, we are just powering through naptime aren't we? 12:30 AM May 13th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  4. I'm in the mood for a flame-broiled burger. I've been smelling the sweet smell of meat cooking for a bit. Oh look, I'm holding a blowtorch. 12:27 AM May 13th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Felt like Cole gave in to me too easily. I was expecting to put up with one "No, you put YOUR gun down Sugar Tits" line. 8:16 AM Apr 27th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Feeling like I just pulled an all nighter. 6:09 AM Apr 16th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Maybe now that the show is ending I can work on joining "Dancing with Stars". DAMNIT CHLOE WHERE ARE MY TAP SHOES?! 12:16 AM Apr 13th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Crap. I think Hastings is keeping me for 6 hours to fill out paperwork. For all the past seasons! 11:20 PM Apr 9th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Thought my day was over. Hastings says he has me for another 6 hours. I think he's secretly working for Fox. 11:11 PM Apr 9th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Considering the amount of times CTU has been infiltrated & attacked, you'd think we would've had every base covered. Fooled you didn't we? 10:19 AM Apr 4th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  11. You may complain about AT&T's crappy service. I'm not using them and I STILL CAN'T REACH CTU. DAMNIT. 5:49 PM Mar 21st, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  12. This guy is making me seem less awesome: http://s.nyt.com/u/Ywz 10:23 AM Mar 3rd, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  13. It's just a flesh wound. 12:50 AM Feb 12th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Ich bin nur voller Überraschungen! 2:10 PM Feb 2nd, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Sorry, meant to tweet. Been a busy day. Won't bore you with the details. 2:12 AM Jan 18th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Baby Einstein products worthless. Hoping Chloe has lowdown on product that'll teach granddaughter to start calling me grandpa, not 'Jack'. 2:02 AM Nov 2nd, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Intimidation tactics that were once effective on Chinese or Russian baddies are ineffective on cutesy granddaughters. 1:17 PM Oct 28th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Constantly being reminded to use my inside voice. "WHERE IS THE CEREAL?!" doesn't fly anymore during breakfast. 2:13 AM Oct 27th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Who the fuck is Chris Wallace and why's he with me on Waterboarding? I shove rags down throats, not this kiddie pool crap. 8:55 PM Aug 30th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  20. So, not so much of a quadruple agent, what's the word for 3 1/2's? With the half leaning towards us-ish? Heck with it, I'm on vacation now. 10:39 PM May 19th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Jack Bauer
  • Location DeeSee
  • Bio If everyone listened to my instructions, it'd be called '12'
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