jackassletters
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@ Yeah, doc said I'd be lumpy back there for a while. I'm not touching anything. Am adjusting slowly.
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to TinainMelbourne
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@ - Pull the pin on that thing and throw it!
about 5 hours ago
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Seriously @ @ noaheverett, when I go to twitpic and see: it grosses me the fuck out.
about 5 hours ago
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I get my stitches out tomorrow. I am also running out of pain killers. I do not have full range of motion on my head and sleeping sucks.
about 5 hours ago
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@ You would think replacing an existing structure would be exempted. Oh well, usual city stuff.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to BradmanTV
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@ Yeah, I am pretty sure Beck knows that and laughs about every paycheck he cashes.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to RVPaul
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@ Burn down her garage again, man! Make sure you have another solid alibi though!
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to BradmanTV
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I would feel like most is right with the world if I could get some better drugs, but I guess lots of people feel this way.
about 10 hours ago
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@ Yeah, started here:
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to burstingenergy
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@ You got me. In case someone sues me. The guy I have is great though. He beat Glenn Beck's lawyers.
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to burstingenergy
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I'm wondering how long it will take Marc J. Randazza to regret agreeing to become my lawyer! Ha!
about 11 hours ago
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@ Knock yourself out. Let me know when it's up so I can check it out.
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to MalibuOnIcePlz
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meep.
about 12 hours ago
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@ I don't think that came through all the way. Permission for what?
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to MalibuOnIcePlz
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@ Yeah, but you can blame the economy. Shits used to be easier to come by.
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to hamsterkitten
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Wow, I just realized I didn't have @ on my "People Worth a Shit" list! There must have been a glitch. It's been fixed!
about 13 hours ago
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A big happy birthday to @! She was one of the first people I followed on here.
about 13 hours ago
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@ You know who else thought he could communicate with his dog? Yep, Sam Berkowitz!
about 14 hours ago
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in reply to xTexasBelle
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RT @ tl;dr MATHOWIE IS OKAY. Longer version <3
about 14 hours ago
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@ I find it best to not confront people holding chainsaws. It's just a rule I have that has served me well.
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to stephanieelliot
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- Name jackassletters.com
- Location Des Moines, IA
- Web http://www.jackas...
- Bio A Christopher L. Jorgensen website showcasing the letters he writes to luminaries and companies with their responses. Also at: http://christopher.jorgensen.name
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