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  1. @TinainMelbourne Yeah, doc said I'd be lumpy back there for a while. I'm not touching anything. Am adjusting slowly.
  2. @Joeyvesh13 http://twitpic.com/ppfdl - Pull the pin on that thing and throw it!
  3. Seriously @twitpic @ noaheverett, when I go to twitpic and see: http://tinyurl.com/ykbo2nr it grosses me the fuck out.
  4. I get my stitches out tomorrow. I am also running out of pain killers. I do not have full range of motion on my head and sleeping sucks.
  5. @BradmanTV You would think replacing an existing structure would be exempted. Oh well, usual city stuff.
  6. @RVPaul Yeah, I am pretty sure Beck knows that and laughs about every paycheck he cashes.
  7. @BradmanTV Burn down her garage again, man! Make sure you have another solid alibi though!
  8. I would feel like most is right with the world if I could get some better drugs, but I guess lots of people feel this way.
  9. @burstingenergy Yeah, started here: http://bit.ly/1l03qC
  10. @burstingenergy You got me. In case someone sues me. The guy I have is great though. He beat Glenn Beck's lawyers.
  11. I'm wondering how long it will take Marc J. Randazza to regret agreeing to become my lawyer! Ha!
  12. @MalibuOnIcePlz Knock yourself out. Let me know when it's up so I can check it out.
  13. meep.
  14. @MalibuOnIcePlz I don't think that came through all the way. Permission for what?
  15. @hamsterkitten Yeah, but you can blame the economy. Shits used to be easier to come by.
  16. Wow, I just realized I didn't have @hamsterkitten on my "People Worth a Shit" list! There must have been a glitch. It's been fixed!
  17. A big happy birthday to @avflox! She was one of the first people I followed on here.
  18. @xTexasBelle You know who else thought he could communicate with his dog? Yep, Sam Berkowitz!
  19. RT @jessamyn tl;dr MATHOWIE IS OKAY. Longer version http://bit.ly/37DMa4 <3
  20. @stephanieelliot I find it best to not confront people holding chainsaws. It's just a rule I have that has served me well.