jackanape
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If you shop at Saks, you obviously prefer high-quality, well-made products that are the best in their class. So get a Mac!
7:35 AM Nov 25th
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"Old Dirty Bastard" refers to either the late Wu-Tang Clan member or Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens. (via @)
8:57 AM Nov 24th
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Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here:
6:31 AM Nov 24th
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RT @: Avoid using "decimate" as someone will pipe up about it meaning "remove 1/10th of," and those people are dicks.
6:29 AM Nov 24th
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@ You're thinking of "Hurray for Ham."
1:08 PM Nov 18th
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Laying in bed and watching WKRP on Hulu. If you can think of a better way to spend a Monday night, I'd like to hear it.
6:37 PM Nov 9th
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@ Make sure you have the proper resources in hand for your next meeting. I suggest...
11:29 AM Nov 4th
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RT@FakeAPStylebook: Use "login" for the noun, "log in" for the action, and "Loggins" when you're footloose in the danger zone.
2:44 PM Nov 2nd
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Greetings from Endor! I knew I should have packed my Stormtrooper costume.
11:48 AM Oct 30th
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At Broad & Oregon after the ' win. The crowd is still well-behaved (read: sober). In an hour, it'll be a different story.
9:47 PM Oct 21st
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Showed up at the Will Call window to pick up wristbands... and they gave me 4 MORE tickets, that makes 8. Wish this happened at the bank.
4:42 PM Oct 19th
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Geez, who do I have to sleep with to GIVE AWAY a ticket to tonight's Springsteen concert? Five people turned me down.
12:49 PM Oct 19th
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Streaming audio/video feed of the Phillies game on my iPhone MLB app. With no commercials! iPhone, have I told you lately that I love you?
1:45 PM Oct 16th
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@ Ixnay on the Ojectpray Unwayray. Surely you mean "baseball playoffs."
1:30 PM Oct 13th
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Sold Springsteen tickets for a profit of $466. Bought 32" TV for $476. TV's nickname is now "Bruce".
12:46 PM Oct 13th
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Christmas decorations up at Macy's. On October 9th. Hurry -- only 76 more shopping days left!
1:52 PM Oct 9th
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First day off in I don't know how long. Slept until 10am. Just as easily could have slept until 10pm.
7:31 AM Oct 8th
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J.K. Rowling = tired
J.J. Murphy = wired
4:51 PM Oct 7th
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There's nothing like a 15-hour workday to make you feel wanted. They like me, they really like me! (Still waiting for my Oscar, though.)
5:54 PM Oct 5th
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Signing up for wellness screening requires so many ID codes, passwords, voicemail robots, etc. that it's giving me high blood pressure.
12:44 PM Sep 23rd
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- Name jackanape
- Location Philadelphia
- Bio I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.
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