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  1. I'm sick of ringing out giftcards. 3:58 PM Dec 7th from web
  2. RT @FakeAPStylebook: If short on space, it's acceptable to leave quotes out of murder-suicide stories and simply state that no one saw t ... 1:08 PM Dec 5th from web
  3. Watching christmas vacation with the family. 6:21 PM Dec 2nd from txt
  4. I wish I could take a step without intense PAIN coursing up my leg. 7:42 PM Nov 28th from txt
  5. Just watched Suzy Snowflake. Officially ready for the holiday season. 10:09 AM Nov 26th from txt
  6. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Avoid using "decimate" as someone will pipe up about it meaning "remove 1/10th of," and those people are dicks. 1:05 PM Nov 24th from web
  7. @eggwolio On my ankle. Remember when I was on crutches in our acting class? Its the same surgery pretty much. 6:16 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to eggwolio
  8. Surgery tomorrow. 5:26 PM Nov 18th from web
  9. Send a coat hanger to pro-choice Dems who voted for #Stupak Amendment: http://www.sendacoathanger.com @credomobile Please RT 3:26 PM Nov 14th from web
  10. I'm itching for a good book seeing as I'll be bedridden after surgery next week. Any suggestions? 5:17 PM Nov 10th from web
  11. Just saw an old black lesbian grind up on my sister. I. Love. Gay. Halloween. 7:59 PM Oct 31st from txt
  12. Maybe I'll just dress up as the drunk girl that everyone hates at the party for Halloween. 3:22 PM Oct 29th from web
  13. I know not all of you people are doing something today. I'm dying. 1:07 PM Oct 25th from txt
  14. And yet, it didn't work 10:57 AM Oct 19th from txt
  15. I'm buying a pair of boots that I don't care about just so we can LEAVE. 10:47 AM Oct 19th from txt
  16. Do all moms love to torture their children with hours long trips to tj maxx? I'd really like to know. 10:38 AM Oct 19th from txt
  17. I really need to find a halloween costume, like yesterday. 8:42 AM Oct 19th from txt
  18. Finding out the worst news. I had my suspicions, but to have them confirmed sucks all the same. 8:08 PM Oct 10th from txt
  19. My ears feel like they are on fire. 2:40 PM Oct 5th from web
  20. I'm beginning to believe in the benefits of alpaca ownership. 6:23 PM Sep 29th from txt