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  1. Pre-game comment from Bobby Bowden:"What are all these kids doing in my yard? Don't make me call your parents! I want a free small coffee!"
  2. Bama fan just held up 4 fingers for the "4th qtr is ours!" sign, except he didn't have a pinky so he held up 3 fingers+thumb. I luv alabama.
  3. Funniest line of the day, from radio report on Ft. Hood shooter: "We do not know his religion." Well, any suspicions? Lutheran, maybe?
  4. This just in: #pandora is the bomb. (http://bit.ly/3BZqxp)
  5. Holy crap, that was fast - RT @aldotcom Larry #Langford guilty on all 60 counts; guess that means we don't get the olympics.
  6. Baseball Crank ("He's cranky about more than just baseball!") writes on science's enemies on the left. http://tinyurl.com/yfzcw6g
  7. A kid writes "What are your 2 favorite Bible versus?" Hmm... How 'bout David versus Goliath and Jesus versus the devil?
  8. Not proud about this part of myself, but man I luv the ESPN shots of bewildered fans when something bad happens to their team #schadenfreude
  9. Yea, Alabama, mariachi style. Cause sometimes we like to roll with an international flava. http://tinyurl.com/ygenjhu #bama
  10. 4 words you don't want to hear 1st thing in the morning;"David Letterman sex tape." Yak. http://tinyurl.com/yhb8ttp
  11. I got lots of opinions, but honestly don't know what 2 think about Net Neutrality. Here's the libertarian take http://tinyurl.com/yjmyh5n
  12. Hello Internet! I'm finally back after days of waiting and a 3-knockdown bout with AT&T's DSL setup. We'll see if it wants a rematch 2morrow
  13. RT @pinkelephantpun: The truth will set you free, but sometimes it'll beat the crap out of you first.
  14. Local radio promising "gavel to gavel" coverage of mayor's corruption trial. Egad. He's the crook. Why punish us?
  15. We are now living in a world where Al Sharpton decides if you are an acceptable business partner.Hope and change! http://tinyurl.com/yh9t5qh
  16. Hey, October is Self-Promotion Month! We're halfway through and I haven't yet mentioned how great I am. http://tinyurl.com/yf9xtrn
  17. Forced to return to AT&T for DSL service; vividly remembering why I dropped them in the first place.
  18. Equal, but not precious. http://tinyurl.com/ydpr9lw
  19. Surprise, surprise: Woody Allen supports freeing Roman Polanski http://tinyurl.com/yjmfa4p
  20. Hey, who's up for another video of kids chanting about Obama? http://tinyurl.com/yz2vrzv