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  1. @harryflager I'm pretty sure that any doctor would recommend it. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to harryflager
  2. Please don't point out the mutant squirrels. They are sensitive about their co @ Grand Canyon National Park instagr.am/p/LOt5YOoaAv/ 5:02 PM May 29th via Instagram
  3. Did you know that scorpions glow bright green under a black light? #nowyouknow 9:07 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. My niece was allowed to watch one video on YouTube before she went to bed. She was upset with her choice: youtube.com/watch?v=FOqqXa… 8:16 PM May 28th via YouTube on iOS
  5. Little nieces do not good roommates make. "WAKE UP! Oh come on, it's 6:20 already! IT'S SIX. TWENTYYY." 6:36 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Arizona is really hot. 5:14 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @emkappel @tenure @aveley dandruff. puss. 1:54 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to emkappel
  8. @Tenure @aveley @emkappel CRUSTY 1:50 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Tenure
  9. @aveley I hate the word "chafe" 1:43 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to aveley
  10. @emkappel YOU TOLD SUZI THAT I BEAT YOU. $8 1:37 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to emkappel
  11. @Tenure @emkappel She even ignored my call because she would prefer to watch Eurovision! 1:35 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Tenure
  12. @3DiCD @jamesdclarke #TheListeningChair website looks great! Nice work, as always. 2:57 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. I always think that I'll be totally fine with only four hours of sleep, but then the alarm rings. Instant regret. 2:51 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @aveley No no no, it's all about the LUNA bars. 9:07 PM May 25th via Twitter for Mac in reply to aveley
  15. @leviweaver Levi, you can't expect yourself to be able to compete with this: s3.amazonaws.com/ksr/projects/8… 2:19 PM May 25th via web
  16. @DePhive I could totally imagine you doing that. 1:36 PM May 25th via Twitter for Mac in reply to DePhive
  17. After two days of having this open in a tab, it STILL kills me. 25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fe95C… 1:33 PM May 25th via Twitter for Mac
  18. Hercules is the worst. #Xena #mylife 8:06 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. @lovehound Much better! 4:26 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lovehound