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  1. I love Black Friday doorbusters. By "doorbusters" I mean home invasion robberies.
  2. Not on Foursquare, but I'm gonna become mayor of this sweet potato pie. Happy Thanksgiving!
  3. On Thursdays, my TiVo records so many good shows. And FlashForward.
  4. Nine days until Thanksgiving, aka "crunch time" at the National Stuffing Council.
  5. Can't wait to read J. Jonah Jameson's editorial on this one. http://bit.ly/179I2A
  6. #wecoolandallbut your grammar really leaves something to be desired. (I can't resist these trending topics!)
  7. If you used a throwing axe of double damage, but the minotaur is still charging. #uainthittinitright
  8. Dear magazine industry: Don't send me letters screaming 3RD NOTICE! if I'm paid through Aug. 2010. Try to die with some dignity.
  9. Shill alert! Mike Daisey's new show will be amazing. Psst! Tix only $25 if you use promo code PUBLIC here: http://bit.ly/1Y3YT4
  10. What is the right present for a first Obamaversary?
  11. Best costume of night: 6ft rotund man as the scout from "Up" complete w/ balloons tied to backpack.
  12. Now reversing polarity and handing out. Seriously kids, we got the good shit.
  13. T or T not as out of hand as last year, but still lines 30 deep at some houses.
  14. Hey, what was that noise? #itwasaghost
  15. What? Alanis was on the new "Sit Down, Shut Up?" Yes. Yes, she was: http://bit.ly/3xw75z
  16. Weird that Microsoft would name their search engine after a slang term for a truly nasty sex act. #Bing #fakerumors
  17. Anyone else nervous that we are barely one step ahead of Richard Heene's devious "phase 2"?
  18. And yet social media rutabagas grow unchecked: http://bit.ly/4D52OI (As seen on @theWrap. @SharonWaxman - sorry!)
  19. I keep telling myself that's the LAST kid who fakes getting trapped in a balloon to break my heart, and yet...
  20. Can't wait for the biopic of my own life and its soundtrack of early 21st century songs that, in real life, I hated. #nickelback