jaboud
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I love Black Friday doorbusters. By "doorbusters" I mean home invasion robberies.
about 13 hours ago
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Not on Foursquare, but I'm gonna become mayor of this sweet potato pie. Happy Thanksgiving!
10:28 AM Nov 26th
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On Thursdays, my TiVo records so many good shows. And FlashForward.
8:58 PM Nov 20th
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Nine days until Thanksgiving, aka "crunch time" at the National Stuffing Council.
1:21 PM Nov 17th
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Can't wait to read J. Jonah Jameson's editorial on this one.
8:44 AM Nov 12th
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your grammar really leaves something to be desired. (I can't resist these trending topics!)
12:03 AM Nov 12th
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If you used a throwing axe of double damage, but the minotaur is still charging.
11:07 PM Nov 10th
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Dear magazine industry: Don't send me letters screaming 3RD NOTICE! if I'm paid through Aug. 2010. Try to die with some dignity.
10:53 PM Nov 10th
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Shill alert! Mike Daisey's new show will be amazing. Psst! Tix only $25 if you use promo code PUBLIC here:
8:54 PM Nov 9th
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What is the right present for a first Obamaversary?
3:01 PM Nov 4th
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Best costume of night: 6ft rotund man as the scout from "Up" complete w/ balloons tied to backpack.
9:39 PM Oct 31st
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Now reversing polarity and handing out. Seriously kids, we got the good shit.
7:28 PM Oct 31st
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T or T not as out of hand as last year, but still lines 30 deep at some houses.
6:08 PM Oct 31st
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Hey, what was that noise?
4:23 PM Oct 31st
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What? Alanis was on the new "Sit Down, Shut Up?" Yes. Yes, she was:
8:34 PM Oct 26th
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Weird that Microsoft would name their search engine after a slang term for a truly nasty sex act.
10:29 AM Oct 21st
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Anyone else nervous that we are barely one step ahead of Richard Heene's devious "phase 2"?
10:44 AM Oct 19th
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And yet social media rutabagas grow unchecked: (As seen on @. @ - sorry!)
10:27 AM Oct 16th
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I keep telling myself that's the LAST kid who fakes getting trapped in a balloon to break my heart, and yet...
3:33 PM Oct 15th
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Can't wait for the biopic of my own life and its soundtrack of early 21st century songs that, in real life, I hated.
12:18 AM Oct 13th
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