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jaaaade

MADnetikSoul There r still traces of last week's grass fight w/ @KSR_1 and @jaaaade in my clothes...even after I've washed them. #priceoffun about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by jaaaade
MY AUNT JUST HAD HER BABY!!!!!! ITS A GIRRRRRRL!! I HAVE A NEW COUSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!!!! about 8 hours ago via twicca
@SHMANGE gurrl you need to crawl fo you bawwwl about 10 hours ago via web in reply to SHMANGE
I need to work on my eyebrows for when people ask me about the queens jubilee. They don't respect. about 10 hours ago via web
Red alert red alert its a catastrophe, but don't worry, don't pahnik, ain't nuthin going on but history yeaaah and its awwlraght. about 10 hours ago via web
Floriesms gosh when creepy staring uncle follows you off one train onto another and insists on sitting next to you.. #JesusBeAShield 6:26 AM May 30th via Echofon Retweeted by jaaaade and 2 others
No one is checking for you mr morleys breath, don't you have some brazilian weave babe for those bogly eyes 6:56 AM May 30th via twicca
@AshleighAT gooood lucccck 1:31 AM May 28th via twicca in reply to AshleighAT
@KSR_1 LOL orkayy yeah it was fine in le endd 12:26 PM May 27th via twicca in reply to KSR_1
@NarniaBalogums where you lot nowww? 12:21 PM May 27th via twicca
Today has been loveleh now pour le wine and the. 12:21 PM May 27th via twicca
Lmao I hear this in buttheads voice. Or was it Beavis RT @MrAdaggio1: I am ready for love. 12:20 PM May 27th via twicca in reply to MrAdaggio1
Arabic drake. 9:54 AM May 27th via twicca
@KSR_1 lol I bet you were just going to txt 'jade' 9:53 AM May 27th via twicca in reply to KSR_1
Lmao I asked if they needed help packing up and i ended up bringing up a box of hangers, helllpful! Lol 9:40 AM May 27th via twicca
@MADnetikSoul nuh worry your memory has taken one for yooou 9:38 AM May 27th via twicca in reply to MADnetikSoul
BSidebyWale Theres no better city than london in the summer ! 9:16 AM May 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by jaaaade and 12 others
@Nadine_Himmer lool please gahd let it stay sunny for nadines toes and taste buds 9:30 AM May 27th via twicca in reply to Nadine_Himmer
I love the music that's playing here 9:29 AM May 27th via twicca
@STFUKirbs lool did you hinjoy over thurr 9:28 AM May 27th via twicca in reply to STFUKirbs

Name Cpt. Jade
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Bio WHUTT? Naaar. I totally saw, Hotdog Princess get sucked in here? and I WASN'T INVITED? I was all ... what the LUMP? So i'm CRAAHSHIN this PARtay