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j_meyers4

  1. Where can i get jelly belly jelly beans? And yes this is a serious question
  2. Wore a skinny tie today and didnt even know it #goddammit
  3. This woman talks about losing weight yet she continues 2 eat excessive amounts of candy & junk food. Well wheres the fucking logic in that!?
  4. You use the term "rage" ?. Well then you can gtfo
  5. Working out the past 3 weeks is really looking and feeling like its paying off
  6. theyll kick me out cuz i look 15 #nofacialhair "@bb_cie: SAME. Rt @al_Beard "Wanna watch the Stanley Cup Game 1 at the bar tonight.""
  7. @jpasqualetti Joe! I miss u dude! Hows California and steve jobs....oh wait
  8. @EricPre "@MensHumor: They say that the first sign of alcoholism is drinking alone. I have a dog, so I don't have to worry about that."
  9. These sales ladies are about to burn down the office lol #internship
  10. Pay day today! That means sushi village friday night #word
  11. Taylor for president instagr.am/p/LPC0qQB8IO/
  12. Someone help this poor guy lol too funny "@_UnluckyBrian_: Works an 18 hour shift. Paid in trident layers"
  13. If im surprisingly unable 2 date olympic gymnast shawn johnson 4 whatever reason (dont c how thats possible), i can settle for a cheerleader
  14. "time to be put on some r Kelly and suck face" #bigbangtheory
  15. Hi my name is brad
  16. Arizona green tea...the best hands down #madgoodie
  17. That crumb cake was unreal
  18. @runcarlinrun @Scottyrizz that might be the most inappropriate picture I've ever seen. But hey we all have our highs and lows
  19. "@_UnluckyBrian_: Calls 911. No answer." Idk how much more i can retweet bad luck brian. Makes me laugh hysterically everytime