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j_cynic

@VON_MENSON I hope it’s not serious. 20 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to VON_MENSON
Whines Hard joins NBC #Steelers - profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/05/31/hin… 39 minutes ago via Safari on iOS
The Best Way to Get Fit: Leave the Gym - m.gizmodo.com/5914430/the-be… about 1 hour ago via Safari on iOS
DanteEvilCat If you ever get the urge to Google Gary Oldman, do not forget the 'r' trust me on this 3:15 PM Mar 9th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by j_cynic and 125 others
Contemplating turning on my email auto-reply with “I don’t care; I’m quitting tomorrow” as my response. about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@damienbowman That is why I <heart> you. about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to damienbowman
@damienbowman Ouch. I hate when that happens. You’re still my favorite boss, Boss. about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to damienbowman
I hate links to audio interviews, SR610! Can anybody summarize why Andre Johnson’s knee is “worrisome?” #Texans about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@damienbowman @mikerigsby Blasphemy! I’ve seen enough Jersey Shore references to understand the G, T, L mean gym, tan, laundry. What’s W? about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to damienbowman
"What are they going to do...fire you?" ~ commonly heard phrase lately about 7 hours ago via Path 2.0
@Nollie38 Any chance you had signed up previously using that user name? about 13 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Nollie38
@Nollie38 Find them and give them a beatdown, then reclaim your name. about 13 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Nollie38
Buys belt, falls in love, happy ending, etc RT @sharapovasthigh: Tampa Bay Rays fan retrieves foul ball, loses pants bit.ly/JBjtRI about 13 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
Except this guy. Definitely afraid when he busts out the caps. RT @thegnc: @j_cynic How are you going to play me like that? about 13 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
Twitter gangsters who threaten to “bust a cap in your ass” really just mean THEY’LL TWEET AT YOU IN ALL CAPS. about 13 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
#WhoHurtYou #Masshole RT @sportsguy33: …This game is one of the all-time jokes. I am so disgusted by this game and the league as a whole. about 15 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@MadSports8 I liked Simmons for a few months but he’s just a Mass-hole. Also his pop culture references are carbon dated. about 15 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to MadSports8
My final late night for validating releases. I will never miss this. 2 days..! about 15 hours ago via Path 2.0
@JreedVick7 No more bday celebration for you! #rip about 15 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to JreedVick7
The_Goose3941 Why? Did he find a particular book that has been wronged? RT @TomCrean I wish Jeff (Van Gundy) would right a book. about 17 hours ago via web Retweeted by j_cynic