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@SheiroQ yes, i'm back. mostly sober now. made some belts in rehab. still have 'anger issues' 9:49 PM Oct 25th from TweetDeck in reply to SheiroQ
"midgay" a WWII forbidden love story #oneletteroffmovies 9:47 PM Oct 25th from TweetDeck
"pourage under fire" when last call gets nasty #oneletteroffmovies 9:31 PM Oct 25th from TweetDeck
Schlindler's Lust #oneletteroffmovies 8:32 PM Oct 25th from TweetDeck
I've no idea what a #GoogleWave is,but if @AaronNeale doesn't give me an invite, am going to invite my foot onto his ass. 3:00 PM Oct 1st from TweetDeck
Joe Wilson's political career would've been better served by being caught pants down with a guy in the bathroom tonight.#congress 7:03 PM Sep 9th from TweetDeck
#fact: the types of guys who bring guns to town hall mtgs are the same type who piss in their pants when they meet me. #toughguys 8:24 PM Aug 18th from web
Horndogs are coming out of the woodwork asking for Kim's phone #.Ask her yourself. She's on-stage at PoleRiderz 9pm 2nite #24 12:20 PM Aug 9th from TweetDeck
Un-fricken-believable: Kim Jon-il keeps calling my mobile wanting Kim's number. He's gonna get his nuke stuffed up his ass #24 6:45 PM Aug 7th from TweetDeck
@CTU_Field_Agent someone poked a hole in your blow-up doll? That sucks. Don't kill him though, because you killing is wrong. 8:52 AM Aug 6th from TweetDeck in reply to CTU_Field_Agent
@ConservativMimi I'm wanted everywhere, baby 6:37 PM Aug 5th from TweetDeck in reply to ConservativMimi
Kim Jong-il's eldest son (and apparent heir) is, and I'm 100% serious, a Korean version of Cartman from South Park #24 6:29 PM Aug 5th from TweetDeck
Back from road trip with Clinton. He asked me to be his lead 'negotiator'. Kim Jong-il sang 'I so ronrey' #24 5:57 PM Aug 5th from TweetDeck
@DetJohnMcClane geeze. Hans Gruber is not a terrorist. He's a child who's thrown his toy out of the pram. Just send him to his room 6:36 AM Jul 18th from TweetDeck in reply to DetJohnMcClane
There is a direct correlation between men who think the moon landing was faked and their wives faking their orgasms. 1:1 #24 6:15 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck
DAMMIT!!! Cronkite died, and he owed me $250 and promised to tell me who really killed Kennedy. We lost a legend today #24 6:06 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck
Can somebody please change Pat Buchanan's diaper. It's full and he's starting to rant again. #24 #tcot #facepalm 7:41 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck
@jeffblettner lol. free time. that's what i had before MSFT shipped Vista. feckers. 6:31 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck in reply to jeffblettner
@zombologist go ahead and sign the saveie6.com petition, and see what happens. i double dare you. YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME #24 6:16 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck in reply to Zombologist
@thejaymart I'm going to service pack and hotfix it to death. slowly. acid is in play. as is an upgrade to a Mac. #24 6:15 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck in reply to thejaymart

Name Jack Bauer
Location Neck deep in it.
Bio I tweet while driving, running, shooting, torturing, re-loading, screaming, opening sockets, saving presidents, destroying presidents and being insubordinate.