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j_bauer

Tonight, some are celebrating God killing Egyptian kids. That's messed up. @ThinkAtheist 4:03 PM Apr 6th via TweetDeck
Bobby Brown, you are an asshole. I hope you realize what you did to this lady. #RIPWhitney 6:25 PM Feb 11th via TweetDeck
@BobMetcalfe BTW, love Ethernet. Big fan. 3:55 PM Jan 31st via TweetDeck in reply to BobMetcalfe
@BobMetcalfe Of course I'm not real. I satirize. The question is, are you real, or are you just being a caricature too? Ppl respect you. 3:54 PM Jan 31st via TweetDeck in reply to BobMetcalfe
Was disappointed to see @BobMetcalfe, noteworthy man, sink to petty rhetoric. Hate? Come on, Bob. Debate issues on merit. 3:40 PM Jan 31st via TweetDeck
Wolf: "Why would your wife make the best first lady?" Newt: "Which one?" #cnndebate 6:18 PM Jan 26th via TweetDeck
@MoralThreat still on probation. 6:17 PM Jan 26th via TweetDeck in reply to MoralThreat
Romney commits to, before the decade is out, landing a man in his Swiss bank vault, & returning him safely to the US #cnndebate 6:03 PM Jan 26th via TweetDeck
@PortiaBellefle it has indeed been a while. 5:51 PM Jan 26th via TweetDeck in reply to PortiaBellefle
Ron Paul should end every statement he makes with "and you kids get off my damn lawn!" #cnndebate 5:48 PM Jan 26th via TweetDeck
You know Romney is a rich guy when he names his kids after $$$ watches, like Tag. #rolex #gucci #cartier #breitling #cnndebate 5:11 PM Jan 26th via TweetDeck
Whenever I see Ron Paul, I always hear "Smithers, release the hounds" in my mind. #cnndebate 5:06 PM Jan 26th via TweetDeck
Mr. President, Congressmen have NOTHING in common with the Seals. Nothing. #SOTU 7:17 PM Jan 24th via web
Looks like I'm going on a road trip to Iran. #SOTU 7:08 PM Jan 24th via web
Republicans are standing and clapping. Was a Democrat just arrested? #SOTU 7:04 PM Jan 24th via web
Republicans can't clap during the #SOTU because they always have 1 hand on their wallet. 6:57 PM Jan 24th via web
Yes, but Buffet's secretary didn't declare the $50M bonus she got in Dairy Queen gift cards from Warren, did she? #SOTU 6:56 PM Jan 24th via web
Every time Eric Cantor tilts his head and claps, a Lobbiest buys a Bentley. #SOTU #TrueFact 6:55 PM Jan 24th via web
Mr President, how's about this "new unit" hold accountable the Wall Street a-holes who screwed the economy in 2008? #SOTU 6:54 PM Jan 24th via web
No, Mr. Biden, "Mercury poisoning" has nothing to do with a ban on Queen songs. #SOTU 6:51 PM Jan 24th via web

Name Jack Bauer
Location Currently, New York City
Bio I'm a retired civil servant, and grandfather. I enjoy travel to exotic locations, painting, martial arts, and puzzles. I can also get blood from a stone.