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  1. Okay, so meditating in the median was a bad idea.
  2. Excitable heater in my office has gotten stuck on Somnolent Elementary School setting.
  3. Verizon keeps calling me and not leaving a message because even they know how ridiculous their voice mail system is.
  4. Wait, it's bad to have an army of flunkies? That's what I wanted for Christmas.-- Sinatra's flame war http://tr.im/Hl7x (ht @jodyrosen)
  5. The boy just picked up the phone to call flower because his vegetable tonight is that I have created a monster.
  6. California Pizza Kitchen a bock from my office closed down. Boy that state really is hurting.
  7. President Obama accepted the Nobel peace prize by making the case for war.
  8. Obama's Nobel speech is worth reading esp. if you found his Afghanistan speech off. Also has some writerly sentences. http://bit.ly/938Z9V
  9. @jaketapper I should hope so!
  10. @jaketapper, is it right that the footage of Obama's speech is private? You have to buy the rights to it?
  11. What concern of mine prompted my wife to say "They're Lincoln logs not medical supplies"?
  12. Gen. McChrystal in testimony described asking a combat-experienced sergeant where he was on 9/11. His answer: "getting my braces removed."
  13. Thanks to all who wrote concerned about my safety. I was speaking metaphorically which I shall not do again. Hyperbole though, I'm keeping.
  14. You know that feeling right before you wipe out on the bicycle. I am having the office chair version of that.
  15. DC dwellers, there'll be jet flyovers midnight & Coast Guard exercises so don't panic. Does seem excessive response to gate crashers though
  16. Immediately before ordering lunch I proclaimed I'm trying to eat less meat. Then I ordered lamb. Counterintuitive!
  17. The People Speak looks fantastic. http://bit.ly/G4ih2
  18. Which is it? Cheney's advice when he was in office: ignore Monday morning quarterbacks or his advice now: it's Monday, listen to me.
  19. It does not always sound like someone is having trouble with the tinfoil when it rains. Let me point that out, in this moment when it does.
  20. Panic! Transcription program cut crucial part of interview. Phew: I had original. Heart however now visible on Google maps zooming over Iowa