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  1. It's hard to be me. Unlike my followers I can't always turn to someone else's Twitter profile for divine insight.
  2. Saw Asians on utube today, doing quadruple twisting quadruple backflips. And I don't understand how.
  3. @ALauderdale Are you famous?
  4. More women claimed to have affairs with Tiger today, than parents claimed their seven year olds got molested by Michael.
  5. What's worse than thinking there's an extra step at the bottom of the stairs? Thinking there's an extra step at the top.
  6. RT @johncmayer: For a hearty laugh, google the words "why won't" and see what the top results are.
  7. I'm on a John kick.
  8. Today's ditty goes something like: J-J-John Krasinski where'd he go?
  9. It's not by the way.
  10. Ever subconsciously make up jingles with random lyrics? Yesterday's was: M-m-my name is John Mellencamp.
  11. Imagine a world full of these combo-oppo-forces. We could play X-station and eat Quiz-way.
  12. Just saw a commercial for Band Hero, which wierd cause that's like the combination if two opposing forces.
  13. Happy Turkey Day !!!
  14. Haha classic case of fb deficit disorder RT @pommelhorse4: @j5th if this were facebook id 'like' that
  15. I thought you were killed by Polluticorn or something.
  16. I just feel that screaming made up Japanese is better than regular profanity.
  17. Listening to my mom and grandparents deciding what type of breed the cake would be if were a cow. #fb
  18. I can always count on Tweetie too, but Garfield ran out of jokes.
  19. After 16 years l still think Winnie the Pooh is the safest bet for grandma's birthday card.
  20. This is too cool for school RT @ArticlesFYI: 22 of the Coolest Sculptures You'll Ever See http://ow.ly/DYn5