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  1. RT @fullabeanz @PembDave: Whats the difference between a Kangaroo & Kangaroot? 1's an Australian animal,the others a Geordie stuck in a lift about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Thanks to @EmmaK67 I've become distracted by TWO Wonder Women cat fighting. Funny! http://tinyurl.com/yj7xdos 6:10 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  3. Funny and not-at-all offensive! RT @chortle: Now it's Burpgate: Hill in another phoney 'offensive comedy' row http://bit.ly/6ZinN1 4:31 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  4. if i take my wife to Paris she's bound to finally let me have bum sex, right? After all, it IS the most romantic city in the world. 1:27 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  5. @prettyh now distracted by your DM vids! watching 'I feel you' now - goosebumps 2:19 AM Nov 27th from TweetDeck in reply to prettyh
  6. @prettyh hey - i just read that @imogenheap was in Toronto and i wondered if you'd seen her. I am jealous ;) Cheers for the vid =D 2:10 AM Nov 27th from TweetDeck in reply to prettyh
  7. Biking to work this morning was no picnic, i can tell you. Where were the crisps and mini pork pies? 1:38 AM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  8. @bluemelbo I didn't realise you had a new mantra. Has this one got a bigger cock? 1:33 AM Nov 27th from TweetDeck in reply to bluemelbo
  9. @Pinotnoirgirl <turns green with envy> ;) 4:24 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to Pinotnoirgirl
  10. @Sirtaggy Hello - i'm in farnham but never worked at Romans ;) Nice films (cool fox!). wish i'd seen the RH set too. Jealous... 4:19 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to Sirtaggy
  11. Attended a baby first aid course last nite. I'm now secure in the knowledge that if i collapse & stop breathing, Holly will know what to do. 1:24 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  12. yes. he's deffo my fave of the seven dwarfs. 2:00 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  13. grumpy 1:56 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  14. @EmmaK67 whistle! w00p! w00p! 8:33 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to EmmaK67
  15. Roy Keane: "Ireland need to get over it" http://tinyurl.com/yka6z3z The highlight for me is when the reporter's phone rings! (02:30) 7:30 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  16. Laptop Steering Wheel Desk. A great invention for sale on Amazon. Check out the customer photos... http://tinyurl.com/yfl7tsv 7:00 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  17. @fullabeanz and things are getting pretty moist here too: http://bit.ly/4oDMiE 5:11 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to fullabeanz
  18. @fullabeanz it's gushing down here too http://bit.ly/3YoaYT 5:06 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to fullabeanz
  19. @MTB_Keith happy birthday to your baby! boy or girl? can he/she ride a bike yet? =) 4:47 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to MTB_Keith
  20. Save money on Christmas presents by telling your child as soon as possible that Santa Clause doesn’t exist. #badparent 4:19 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
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