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  1. Surely god was a lover.
  2. WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN >:(
  3. My sister's xbox 360 is possessed by the devil
  4. lololol mentioning gonzo porn on ontd_ai
  5. Sometimes all I want to do is listen to Sabbath's 'paranoid'.
  6. @ericamerrin You have popularity smell! That, or Kirk jizzed in your hair. It's probably the second.
  7. am i being a jerk for reading comments on other people's fic and judging the commenters' as hilarious baby noobs? update plz = BEST EVER OK
  8. WHY AM I SUDDENLY GETTING CREEPY MYSPACE MESSAGES AGAIN? >:(
  9. @philosiraptor A staggering b-inosaur! *monocles*
  10. in short, i feel you should all let me visit your insides.
  11. i think that there should be more user names starting with 'i' or containing an x. there just isn't enough i or x on the internet.
  12. MITTENS SHUT UP! MITTENS SHUT UP!
  13. And you know I am going to continue to wear this top. it's titty city people. Titty city. Man, i amuse myself.
  14. Ok, so the elastic on my top's neckline snapped, and I've gone from prim to dockside whore. I keep looking down and getting lost.
  15. Johnny, does your mother still hang out in dockside bars?
  16. Joey, do you like films about Gladiators?
  17. Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
  18. The sibling has the most epic music taste. My simple grungey punk rock tastes are nothing compared to her symphonic metal leanings.
  19. @chantalclaret Are you going to tap dance? Tap is the most hardcore of dances.
  20. lol my twitter page is so incestuous