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  1. @mattgist that is very rarely the case. 12:53 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to mattgist
  2. I don't like Twitter's new retweeting ways. 2:42 AM Nov 22nd from web
  3. @shiksarobin Oh no! What should I get her then?! Because I was going to steal that idea if you didn't do it. 1:08 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to shiksarobin
  4. @shiksarobin What are you getting Mom for her birthday? 12:55 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to shiksarobin
  5. I wasn't joking about that World Vision stuff. Talk to me about sponsoring a child. Support their health and education. 1:30 PM Nov 15th from txt
  6. If you've ever thought about sponsoring a World Vision child you should text me today. We really need to get ten children sponsored! 8:38 AM Nov 14th from txt
  7. @warren2828banan While I thank you kindly, I was honestly just quoting a Skee-Lo song from the mid '90s. 12:56 AM Nov 8th from web in reply to warren2828banan
  8. I wish I was a little bit taller. 1:27 AM Nov 7th from web
  9. This will pass and the love you have will be for me only. 1:01 AM Nov 6th from web
  10. A Family Christian Store employee in Simi Valley was arrested for placing a video camera in the restroom. My work is freaking out. 1:45 AM Nov 3rd from web
  11. I am not good at bullshitting. This is why I shouldn't work in retail. 9:52 AM Oct 30th from txt
  12. I've been screaming for years but it gets me nowhere. 9:44 AM Oct 29th from web
  13. Going to see Paranormal Activity. 6:33 PM Oct 24th from txt
  14. Is that what you call a getaway? Tell me what you got away with because I've seen more spine in jellyfish. 8:17 AM Oct 16th from txt
  15. @sunnythaper I agree. @jamesarcher has raised one hilarious child. 1:53 AM Oct 14th from web in reply to sunnythaper
  16. Good Morning, Day from Hell. I am going to rock you. 6:21 AM Oct 13th from web
  17. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs IMAX 3-D! 6:06 PM Oct 11th from txt
  18. I had some pumpkin ice cream today. It was delicious. I like fall. 2:16 AM Oct 2nd from web
  19. I wanted to go to Bon Iver but I have to organize and work a book table at a local book-signing event. Damn bookstore takes my whole life. 2:17 AM Sep 29th from web
  20. Seven loves you so much, but do me a favor, baby, don't reply. I can dish it out, but I can't take it. 11:30 PM Sep 22nd from web
  • Name Dana Fleischner
  • Location Gilbert, Arizona
  • Web http://iwasvertic...
  • Bio I like to have emergency appendectomies while vacationing with family.
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