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  1. @mattgist that is very rarely the case.
  2. I don't like Twitter's new retweeting ways.
  3. @shiksarobin Oh no! What should I get her then?! Because I was going to steal that idea if you didn't do it.
  4. @shiksarobin What are you getting Mom for her birthday?
  5. I wasn't joking about that World Vision stuff. Talk to me about sponsoring a child. Support their health and education.
  6. If you've ever thought about sponsoring a World Vision child you should text me today. We really need to get ten children sponsored!
  7. @warren2828banan While I thank you kindly, I was honestly just quoting a Skee-Lo song from the mid '90s.
  8. I wish I was a little bit taller.
  9. This will pass and the love you have will be for me only.
  10. A Family Christian Store employee in Simi Valley was arrested for placing a video camera in the restroom. My work is freaking out.
  11. I am not good at bullshitting. This is why I shouldn't work in retail.
  12. I've been screaming for years but it gets me nowhere.
  13. Going to see Paranormal Activity.
  14. Is that what you call a getaway? Tell me what you got away with because I've seen more spine in jellyfish.
  15. @sunnythaper I agree. @jamesarcher has raised one hilarious child.
  16. Good Morning, Day from Hell. I am going to rock you.
  17. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs IMAX 3-D!
  18. I had some pumpkin ice cream today. It was delicious. I like fall.
  19. I wanted to go to Bon Iver but I have to organize and work a book table at a local book-signing event. Damn bookstore takes my whole life.
  20. Seven loves you so much, but do me a favor, baby, don't reply. I can dish it out, but I can't take it.