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  1. this banana tastes like dish soap.
  2. Tired of having political/religious discussions with my "aunt" on facebook.
  3. Tired. Stupid work.
  4. @TheEllenShow Maybe you should consider designing your own line of jeans. PS. Love the plaid pants.
  5. Seriously? What the hell Project Runway? Irina needs to get crapped on by one of her seagulls.
  6. Come on Al Gore. I know you have some cash. Get your grill fixed.
  7. Eerg. Seriously ANTM. 5'7" petite my ass. Nicole walks like a lumberjack.
  8. damn you tivo. thanks for cancelling my other shows to record the ANTM behind the scenes. jerk.
  9. I haven't even begun to problem.
  10. Take this sinking boat and point it home.
  11. Remember when my Bearcats were less than mediocre, and it was still possible to buy tickets? I miss the good old days.
  12. I think my boss is getting annoyed that I'm not getting anything done. Oops.
  13. Man, Harry Connick Jr. was hilarious on @theellenshow today.
  14. My mind grapes have been useless lately.
  15. Ok. There was this freaking hilarious animated web thing about why people get married and I can't remember what it was called. Nerds.
  16. crap. my arm will not stop spasming and it is driving me crazy.
  17. RT @tweetmeme Imitator Sues Me to Overturn Copyrights: Please Help Defend My Art: John T Unger Artist's Portfolio http://retwt.me/1vVnZ
  18. yay, time for bed.
  19. killing time until i get what i hope is the final draft of the bout program. then i can go to sleep for a long long time.
  20. never buy store brand cheeze whiz.