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Michael D. Ivey’s Favorites

  1. Greg Knauss
    gknaussMade the boys laugh so hard at dinner that one vomited up part of his hamburger. That's fatherhood, right there.
  2. Greg Knauss
    gknaussMan, you people will fav any old crap. Hint, hint.
  3. Mike Gunderloy
    MikeG1In a perfect world, Twitter will now be able to sue TechCrunch into smoking rubble and we can hold a party to piss on the ruins.
  4. Chris Wanstrath
    defunktThe Twitter document scandal is a shame. This is why GitHub holds all meetings over whiskey and writes all notes on napkins.
  5. jim gaffigan
    jimgaffiganWhy is there no Chinese cheese? Is that what tofu is supposed to be? Maybe American cheese isn't that bad
  6. controladdict
    controladdictSuburban Station: Sharp business attire, black fedora, mustache. I believe this man is here to hunt vampires.
  7. Beamer W.
    beamercolaIn the middle of the most epic rebase/merge of my life. Somebody gimme a Red Bull
  8. Pamela Ribon
    pamelaribonStill feeling all kinds of helpless rage after hearing a Rilo Kiley song in a bikini-girl-eats-hot-beef-on-beach commercial for Carl's Jr.
  9. Erin Honestly
    vagynafondueWhy golly, son, we have different last names because YOUR FATHER WONT MARRY ME.
  10. Stephen Fleming
    StephenFlemingFreshman orientation at Georgia Tech today. All these bright eager young faces. Like feeding puppies to a meat grinder. Sigh.
  11. pfreet
    pfreet@keithmcgreggor 'stepping on legos in the dark' plus tequila and habanero sauce comprise the trinity of 'things to remind you youre alive'
  12. Greg Knauss
    gknaussOne of the dogs just dug a hole in the lawn that would perfectly fit, say, a medium sized dog. You're playing close to the edge, mutt.
  13. Mike Gunderloy
    MikeG1Twitter's most lasting legacy will prove to be the revitalization of the aphorism as an art form.
  14. Russell Jurney
    rjurney@defunkt When I push some code to github, at 6AM and all alone... I don't feel alone, because I'm pushing it to the collective. Thanks.
  15. Mike Gunderloy
    MikeG1Having children means never having to say you're rested.
  16. Maestro
    MaestroA mediocre plan that's implemented beats a brilliant 1 that is not! Make a plan and see it through!
  17. Wei Yang
    wei_yangI want to sleep in a bed made out of IKEA meatballs and have a pillow made out of IKEA's chocolate cake. Oh, and gravy blanket. Mmmm...
  18. bryanthompson
    bryanthompsonRule #1: If everything has worked perfectly for tens of months and nothing has changed, but something's broken -- it's probably user error.