ivegotzooms
- @ChiNurse I'm actually starting to blame it on a rather unfortunate trip to Thailand I took back in the 90s.2:23 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to ChiNurse
- A dingo ate my meme.2:19 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck
- Why do places I find interesting have to smell like pee?2:17 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck
- I bet the genius who put several sticker labels on this clear view binder is the kind of person who poops a little when they sneeze.3:21 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck
- According to Google, I have been beaten to a joke about Mt. Rushmore being called Face Mountain. By a 4-year-old.5:04 PM Jul 7th from web
- When people ask me how my 4th was, I get a tad defensive because I assume they are talking about my donut intake.1:37 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck
- What I thought was a turkey and cheese sandwich is actually a tuna and cheese. I'd rather wash my eyes out with soap than eat this.1:24 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck
- Mr. Zoom's new car comes with a voice activated nav, phone and music console that can out yap me so hard it needs a bra.2:41 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck
- I don't mind keeping his keys and wallet in my purse, it's just that he fumbles around in it like it's a first date when he needs them back.5:05 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
- I work for someone who's lineage had to have been involved in a low speed car chase through platypus at some point.1:50 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
- I guess there's a new reality show called "Dying."12:28 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
- I know I've said this before, but apparently not loud enough. YES! I WANT TO EXIT THE WIZARD! SO VERY MUCH!11:27 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
- @InSoOutSo Congratulations! Now let's get our stories straight for when the police arrive.10:19 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to InSoOutSo
- If management is going to use stock photos of happy workers in company emails, it's my duty to make "Have you seen me?" posters out of them.10:08 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
- I don't recall stepping in a pile of overly talkative ladies this morning, so why is there one stuck on my personal space?4:24 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck
- The size of my handwriting seems to grow to fill its surroundings just like my hips. I'm ambi-versatile!1:19 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck
- @OblongRobber Awww, now I'm all nostalgic over my old avatar. Enjoy your time with your feet up. I always do, but can't provide pictures.6:50 PM Jun 29th from TweetDeck in reply to OblongRobber
- Newest nurse at my physician's office laughs like a duck riding a roller coaster. I swear she just took the blood pressure of my shoe. HALP.4:25 PM Jun 29th from txt
- I never read the series, but isn't this how Left Behind starts? In the one where God became a maniacal entertainment and pop culture junkie?10:02 AM Jun 28th from TweetDeck
- Anyone claiming "old" officially loses. To me. Me, who inexplicably won a $25 gift certificate to an antique store. I win at elderly tears.9:39 PM Jun 27th from TweetDeck
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- Name ivegotzooms
- Location Cupcakes of the C.H.U.D.
- Web http://ivegotzoom...
- Bio Yes, I am medicated. Why do you ask?
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