ivegotzooms
- Denizen of slobber. Pope of drool.about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
- Is there a shampoo for bread crumbs in your hair? No? Then how about a less embarrassing reality than "bit into a croissant."about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
- Office Lawn Darts. Asking people to tell me the difference between stickers and decals using only the information already in their heads.about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
- I have cramps in my feet because my common sense lining is shrinking. And I think the water is getting in through my navel.6:39 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
- There isn't a worse missed opportunity than having eaten before Mr. Zoom announces a market run. Chocolate toast, you could have been mine.10:42 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
- I thought the static electricity in the blankets was fun until I woke up covered in balloons from a car dealership over 30 miles away.11:16 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
- I say with all the honesty of a strike anywhere match, no mom, you are not driving me full moon crazy.1:35 PM Nov 7th from web
- I give myself credit for recognizing that crossing my arms makes my boobs look like they are eating a giant bowtie.4:40 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
- The street gangs of Hokey Pokey and Bonnie Tyler met for a rumble but were unable to face each other at any time during the fight.10:00 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
- Hairantula!7:51 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
- @ it is an indie (The Uninvited) with an interesting premise. You should hunt it down and give it a view, see what you think.8:18 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to revbrandy
- @ Colin Hay made one with the same title it is a psychological thriller. I love him, but I feel his acting is so so in the film.8:16 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to revbrandy
- @ Do you mean the one with Colin Hay in it?5:21 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to revbrandy
- Anyone who thinks I'm missing out by not having kids hasn't seen Mr. Zoom in his undies with a blanket chip clipped to himself as a cape.11:34 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
- My feet declined my request for an interview regarding how they can be heard giggling after they trip me.7:49 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
- Darn it Jesus, can't I just have one tweet at your expese without a typo? Nice move, but I'm not editing that tweet twice.7:00 PM Nov 4th from txt
- An old man clutching a rosary rode by us on a unicycle. A mere three seconds later, Mr. Zoom dubbed him One Wheel for Jesus._6:33 PM Nov 4th from txt
- Somewhere there's a flow chart with a picture of me barely visible under a pile of dirty street socks.4:24 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
- Used a detergent-to-go pen to remove a coffee stain from my sweater and oh, I think I just erased my trigger finger.12:08 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
- @ Yes, that's the word that this world WANTS me to use, but I like mine better. Hence, the broken.11:49 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck in reply to Tymethief
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