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@ Since I'm rather crappy at handling compliments I'll just say thank you very much and go typo on some other website for a while.
about 14 hours ago
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@ ACK! Thanks for the back up. I've got a teeny netbook I have to use to play with twitter and I can't always tell what's wrong.
about 14 hours ago
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Not many people know this, but dreamcatchers are actually old show biz microphones. That is why I yell my desires into them.
about 14 hours ago
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*ahem*
WOODS HOLE!
Oceanic research facilities paired with current celeb gossip jokes are absolutely killing it in my head today.
Wheeee!
about 18 hours ago
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I dance as if every song is a mashup of the emergency broadcast system and gps directions into a funnel cloud of fire.
2:45 PM Dec 2nd
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Mr. Zoom is staying home sick today so as I left for work I whispered "Meredith Baxter Birney is gay and I love you" into his sleeping ear.
8:38 AM Dec 2nd
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I have plenty of ambition. I want to have myself hypnotized to break into the Mexican Hat Dance every time someone says the word whimsical.
2:47 PM Dec 1st
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Looks like someone is trying to rewrite the 12 Days of Christmas so it features a 9 iron flailing and one, one-car crash into a tree.
1:01 PM Dec 1st
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@ Great, now I'm obsessed with how someone so devoted to God's laws can have a hyphenated last name.
9:51 AM Dec 1st
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"That woman shushed her husband rather harshly in front of me."
"Eh. She probably also wants him to go to Jared."
9:33 AM Dec 1st
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I was in the sun for 8 hours and then had a beer when it hit me that in order to make a fake mannequin, you have to give birth.
4:56 PM Nov 30th
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On a scale of one to sad, this war face is party mix pretzels.
1:53 PM Nov 30th
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He calls it Two Brothers Pizza. I call it both barrels of the gun.
1:39 PM Nov 30th
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Sneazon's Greetings.
12:08 PM Nov 30th
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I'm waiting for the calls now. They forget that if Mr. Zoom finds an unattended camera, he takes several upshots of his nose with it.
9:53 AM Nov 29th
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"Did you just mouth breathe me? Why would you do that? And don't you tell me it's because of the 100th monkey on the island again."
6:34 PM Nov 28th
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Every time we eat at Chick-fil-A I am amazed that the tables are not bolted down and that Mr. Zoom won't let me exploit their trust.
9:50 AM Nov 28th
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I disagree. The last time I truly brought anything on myself was the time I got my nose too close to the rabbit cage. This is different.
11:03 AM Nov 27th
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I was awake at 3 a.m. but not for shopping. It was the amateur move of allowing the blankets to take the semblance of an angry baboon.
10:25 AM Nov 27th
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Dinner was a success even before the conversation turned to the credit card company's call about a pipe and some assless chaps.
8:53 PM Nov 26th
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