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  1. @serenebabe Since I'm rather crappy at handling compliments I'll just say thank you very much and go typo on some other website for a while. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to serenebabe
  2. @serenebabe ACK! Thanks for the back up. I've got a teeny netbook I have to use to play with twitter and I can't always tell what's wrong. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. Not many people know this, but dreamcatchers are actually old show biz microphones. That is why I yell my desires into them. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. *ahem* WOODS HOLE! Oceanic research facilities paired with current celeb gossip jokes are absolutely killing it in my head today. Wheeee! about 18 hours ago from web
  5. I dance as if every song is a mashup of the emergency broadcast system and gps directions into a funnel cloud of fire. 2:45 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  6. Mr. Zoom is staying home sick today so as I left for work I whispered "Meredith Baxter Birney is gay and I love you" into his sleeping ear. 8:38 AM Dec 2nd from web
  7. I have plenty of ambition. I want to have myself hypnotized to break into the Mexican Hat Dance every time someone says the word whimsical. 2:47 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  8. Looks like someone is trying to rewrite the 12 Days of Christmas so it features a 9 iron flailing and one, one-car crash into a tree. 1:01 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  9. @michaelianblack Great, now I'm obsessed with how someone so devoted to God's laws can have a hyphenated last name. 9:51 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck in reply to michaelianblack
  10. "That woman shushed her husband rather harshly in front of me." "Eh. She probably also wants him to go to Jared." 9:33 AM Dec 1st from web
  11. I was in the sun for 8 hours and then had a beer when it hit me that in order to make a fake mannequin, you have to give birth. 4:56 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  12. On a scale of one to sad, this war face is party mix pretzels. 1:53 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  13. He calls it Two Brothers Pizza. I call it both barrels of the gun. 1:39 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  14. Sneazon's Greetings. 12:08 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  15. I'm waiting for the calls now. They forget that if Mr. Zoom finds an unattended camera, he takes several upshots of his nose with it. 9:53 AM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
  16. "Did you just mouth breathe me? Why would you do that? And don't you tell me it's because of the 100th monkey on the island again." 6:34 PM Nov 28th from TweetDeck
  17. Every time we eat at Chick-fil-A I am amazed that the tables are not bolted down and that Mr. Zoom won't let me exploit their trust. 9:50 AM Nov 28th from txt
  18. I disagree. The last time I truly brought anything on myself was the time I got my nose too close to the rabbit cage. This is different. 11:03 AM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  19. I was awake at 3 a.m. but not for shopping. It was the amateur move of allowing the blankets to take the semblance of an angry baboon. 10:25 AM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  20. Dinner was a success even before the conversation turned to the credit card company's call about a pipe and some assless chaps. 8:53 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck