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  1. Lesson learned: don't go listening to Brandi Carlisle's version of 'Hallelujah' if you aren't planning on crying your eyes out. 5:32 PM Nov 14th from txt
  2. Light as a feather; stiff as a board. 7:51 PM Nov 4th from txt
  3. Hinoki wood, take me away... 6:55 PM Oct 25th from txt
  4. Ah. Salt Lake City airport. We meet again. 5:20 PM Oct 19th from txt
  5. I'm going to have to turn off your twitter updates. Jesus. 5:21 PM Oct 17th from txt
  6. "Working the day shift at the graveyard and the graveyard shift at the Days Inn" 6:15 PM Oct 9th from txt
  7. Since when can you be 154lbs and be a size 4? I'm so tired of these weight loss stories. Gah. 7:19 PM Oct 6th from txt
  8. No Salt Cookbook. Oh Joy. 5:40 PM Oct 4th from txt
  9. This hotel room smells like Trucker BO. 10:39 PM Sep 25th from txt
  10. Whitney Houston? I am not buying it. Oprah's Rick James Purple Spandex Lipstick? Garish McBrazenwhore. 11:00 PM Sep 15th from txt
  11. My Antonio??? Is anyone watching (i.e. vomiting over) this stuff? LOLOMGWTF 9:19 PM Aug 16th from txt
  12. When you want to cry and tell the Trader Joe's clerk your life story does that mean the therapy IS or IS NOT working? 8:16 PM Aug 15th from txt
  13. Sometimes my husband drives this van like a runaway mine cart in an Indiana Jones movie. 5:44 AM Jul 25th from txt
  14. Dirty white flip-flops. Ladies? Let's put an end to this in '09. 5:13 PM Jul 21st from txt
  15. Thinks sometimes people over-react a little. 5:11 PM Jul 17th from txt
  16. Maker's Mark. Neat. At the airport. Sometimes that's just necessary. 6:05 PM Jul 10th from txt
  17. Pride weekend just doesn't have enough ABBA. We all need a man after midnight, come on! 6:05 PM Jun 28th from txt
  18. Oh, how quickly we've forgotten Jesus Juice. 4:53 PM Jun 26th from txt
  19. Soyrizo, you're my Hero. 6:36 PM Jun 25th from txt
  20. That NPR tribute to Michael Jackson kinda made me cry. And I don't even like Michael Jackson. 5:24 PM Jun 25th from txt