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  1. Pride weekend just doesn't have enough ABBA. We all need a man after midnight, come on!
  2. Oh, how quickly we've forgotten Jesus Juice.
  3. Soyrizo, you're my Hero.
  4. That NPR tribute to Michael Jackson kinda made me cry. And I don't even like Michael Jackson.
  5. Why is everyone so shocked politicians have affairs?
  6. Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.
  7. My perfume today is so fascinatingly nauseating.
  8. How can the bar at the airport close at 6:30? Is that even legal?
  9. Sometimes you just need to watch 'Thelma and Louise'.
  10. Loves that her husband can build a wheel for their new mountain tandem. Me? I can build dinner.
  11. Don't send updates from your phone with fat fuingers
  12. Oops
  13. Milos Greek Giant Beans in Tomato Sauce available at Cost
  14. Neko Case, did you read my diary?
  15. Is it so wrong to eat an entire avocado by yourself?
  16. Ack, so scary. And it's not even half over.
  17. The Broken
  18. Finally a scary movie that makes it hard to sleep:
  19. Cross off my Life To-Do List: Whip Homemade Mayonnaise by Hand. Also, See Stars. And Tear Rotator Cuff.
  20. My apologies to the 3 people in line behind me at Trader Joe's for taking 10 minutes to get cash back for the bum out front.