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  1. Lesson learned: don't go listening to Brandi Carlisle's version of 'Hallelujah' if you aren't planning on crying your eyes out.
  2. Light as a feather; stiff as a board.
  3. Hinoki wood, take me away...
  4. Ah. Salt Lake City airport. We meet again.
  5. I'm going to have to turn off your twitter updates. Jesus.
  6. "Working the day shift at the graveyard and the graveyard shift at the Days Inn"
  7. Since when can you be 154lbs and be a size 4? I'm so tired of these weight loss stories. Gah.
  8. No Salt Cookbook. Oh Joy.
  9. This hotel room smells like Trucker BO.
  10. Whitney Houston? I am not buying it. Oprah's Rick James Purple Spandex Lipstick? Garish McBrazenwhore.
  11. My Antonio??? Is anyone watching (i.e. vomiting over) this stuff? LOLOMGWTF
  12. When you want to cry and tell the Trader Joe's clerk your life story does that mean the therapy IS or IS NOT working?
  13. Sometimes my husband drives this van like a runaway mine cart in an Indiana Jones movie.
  14. Dirty white flip-flops. Ladies? Let's put an end to this in '09.
  15. Thinks sometimes people over-react a little.
  16. Maker's Mark. Neat. At the airport. Sometimes that's just necessary.
  17. Pride weekend just doesn't have enough ABBA. We all need a man after midnight, come on!
  18. Oh, how quickly we've forgotten Jesus Juice.
  19. Soyrizo, you're my Hero.
  20. That NPR tribute to Michael Jackson kinda made me cry. And I don't even like Michael Jackson.