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  1. Why is it that airport Shoeshiners are masters of their craft, but airport Bartenders have no idea what's going on? about 11 hours ago from web
  2. Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof. 12:11 AM Nov 22nd from web
  3. Just lived out an episode of "My Super Sweet 16" 7:47 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  4. I'm the only one under 40 in a crowded Williamsburg coffee shop. Did all the hipsters just spontaneously age twenty years? 4:08 PM Nov 19th from web
  5. I am a human pinball today. 11:50 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  6. @teddybox Your heart's in the right place. And let's be real, there's no such thing as "professional" on Twitter. 1:57 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to teddybox
  7. Congrats to @realyrealestate on being Pitchfork's Best New Music. http://bit.ly/1LyTHt Their album came out today. Buy it. You'll love it. 8:38 AM Nov 17th from web
  8. @TCDodson You are the true Legend. I am but an apprentice. 8:21 AM Oct 28th from web
  9. Bought a pair of boxers at JCrew and asked the cashier if I could "wear these out." #noladyididnotshitmyself 12:15 PM Oct 23rd from web
  10. @NickKocher Thank God there's another human on this planet that couldn't stand that movie. 8:09 PM Oct 20th from web in reply to NickKocher
  11. I know I'm six decades late to this party, but I would highly recommend Dizzie Gillespie to anyone who's not feeling super peppy. 12:31 PM Oct 20th from web
  12. Just let Maggie Gyllenhaal cut me in line at Wholefoods. Maggie Gyllenhaal. At Wholefoods. Yeah, that sounds about right. 11:45 AM Oct 9th from Tweetie
  13. @ahoy85 LOVES tweeting pictures of traffic. If only we all drove Teslas... 11:14 AM Sep 10th from Echofon in reply to ahoy85
  14. My ConEd rep was so pleasant this morning, we discussed the weather. #MonitoredForQualityAssurance 6:15 AM Sep 4th from web
  15. @NickKocher @BJMcElhaney @TheRealJeffChan I know I'm late to this party, but I just saw the new sketch and it's GREAT. #'tsawesomedudes. 6:35 AM Sep 3rd from web
  16. Is it strange that I just played some of my best tennis with a homeless man who called himself Marco Polo? 2:27 PM Sep 2nd from Echofon
  17. Apple hyped 10:00 release of Avatar trailer. It failed. Tweeted at 10:00:03 "Avatar trailer. Best scam, ever." #Giveitaminutetogointospace! 7:14 AM Aug 20th from web
  18. @NickKocher @BJMcElhaney Congrats guys, you were both terrific last night. 6:32 AM Aug 20th from web
  19. @ahoy85 I'm VERY jealous. 1:52 PM Aug 17th from Echofon in reply to ahoy85
  20. @DOCisin If I know you it was: "Cowabunga Hoorah Intergalactic Monkey Program" #DanOConnorNeedsAPunchline 7:50 AM Aug 14th from web