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  1. How can a line painting truck be charged with a marked lanes offense? http://tinyurl.com/ykde5ov
  2. Got to see a DC-8 land and a DC-10 take off. Think I'll go pop open a can of Tab.
  3. This just in: President Obama meets Japanese Prime Minister, forgoes traditional presidential gift of regurgitated state dinner.
  4. OH at Panera: "New Hampshire use'tabe a great state until all these people makin' $100,000 came and demanded fire hydrants and ambulances."
  5. How hard can it be to get a good bottle of Belarussian vodka somewhere near Boston?
  6. And the Aztek is apparently relevant enough to be the butt of a joke on 30 Rock.
  7. Drove for two hours past my house today, must have been distracted by a heated discussion on NPR...
  8. Hoping that I can see Air Force One from my window today...
  9. I may or may not be getting the H1N1 vaccine today...
  10. Overheard at Panera: "All the cookies at Boston Chipyard have chips. That's why they call it the Chipyard."
  11. "Would you like to donate a dollar to save a child?" Well, if that's all it takes and if I don't even have to leave the grocery store...
  12. In the past ten minutes, I've seen two people smoking in their cars with kids strapped in the backseat.
  13. Overheard at Panera: "My mom has been yelling at me about, like, the littlest things. Like yesterday, she told me I have to graduate."
  14. Anyone else wishing that "This Is It" could've been an MJ cover of the '70s Kenny Loggins hit?
  15. Just found out they don't sell Peek Freans cookies in the US anymore. Yet another reason to take an extended trip to Ontario...
  16. The FedEx guy just showed up in a Budget rental truck and explained to me his van had broken down and he needed something in a pinch.
  17. RT @ waitwait: WWDTM: spreading peace and love to the Boston Herald commenters: http://tinyurl.com/yd6628c -- welcome to Boston...
  18. Just bought an 18-month-old computer on eBay, and it comes with a Zip Drive. Huh?
  19. Does the Toyota recall mean I get new floormats for free?
  20. Overheard at Panera: "You know how to use the internet?" "Nah, I got a yellow pages at my house, though."