itscrystallong
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Currently praying that colleges rescinding admitted applicants is a total myth. I'M NOT EVEN RELIGIOUS.
about 13 hours ago
via web
from San Diego, CA
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@ Spoiler alert: he is.
about 13 hours ago
via web
from San Diego, CA
in reply to jackfromsd
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"Let's agree to disagree, and then accomplish nothing as we focus on our reelections." -Congress
about 14 hours ago
via web
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Mmm Chinese takeout - tastes like my Friday nights in 10 years.
about 16 hours ago
via web
from San Diego, CA
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Also Persian Culture Club and boys soccer! Yeah! School spirit!
about 22 hours ago
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from San Diego, CA
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Recorded my voice clip for Friday's pep rally! If you want to know what I like to do during summer, don't ditch!
about 22 hours ago
via web
from San Diego, CA
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KOOL KOOL THING
11:11 PM May 29th
via web
from San Diego, CA
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Remember 7th grade when a girl scratched your knee and said "this is what an orgasm feels like" and you wanted to say YOU KNOW NOTHING
6:26 PM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Woah I just used my mom's hand lotion and now I smell like a WOMAN.
10:40 PM May 29th
via web
from San Diego, CA
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What is disco lemonade? And more importantly, where could I find some?
10:23 PM May 29th
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from San Diego, CA
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Our congratulations to Mitt Romney on clinching the Republican nomination a month after every one of his opponents quit!
6:09 PM May 29th
via web
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@ Did not know that. Thank you, Jack and Twitter.
8:02 PM May 29th
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from San Diego, CA
in reply to jackfromsd
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I like big butts! Also: I cannot lie!
8:02 PM May 29th
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from San Diego, CA
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@ ARABIC. YOU'LL BE INSTANTLY COOLER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
11:52 PM May 28th
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from San Diego, CA
in reply to TessKaitlyn
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@ You have a long year ahead of you, babycakes.
11:48 PM May 28th
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from San Diego, CA
in reply to jackfromsd
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Mrs. Eastwood & Company is my new favorite show.
3:32 PM May 28th
via web
from San Diego, CA
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I'm surprised that a random passerby knows Roe v. Wade... via @: How Can Romney Win? GOP Women Have Some Ideas
10:52 PM May 27th
via Tweet Button
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Aaand Bethany Cosentino quotes Robert Frost.
9:31 PM May 27th
via web
from San Diego, CA
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NO ASHER ROTH WHEN IT COMES TO CONDOMS PUT ONE ON
9:26 PM May 27th
via web
from San Diego, CA
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I ordered a small mocha at coffee bean and the uber cute barista upped it to a large
3:51 PM May 27th
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