itsbenmehl
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@ it was great talking to you! I miss you too!
about 1 hour ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to kvanduyne
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Do you think she goes by 'FLO and the Machines' when she's with her family? Never mind.
about 5 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Just helped a man find the hospital to be there in time to see his granddaughter be born! America!
about 17 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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so I made a new friend today. Sonny Ray.
about 19 hours ago
via Instagram
from West Hollywood, CA
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David Stern fixing NBA Drafts since 1986.
about 20 hours ago
via web
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The ladies room in this office is the Ke$ha of bathrooms.
11:52 AM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
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You believe this asshole, saying, "Excuse me, good Samaritan..."
11:10 AM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Blind Date: "What do you consider your best quality?"
Me: "Lying."
BD: ...um...uh...
Me: "I'm having a wonderful time."
BD: ...
8:44 AM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Just saw a bunch of really old people and my first thought was, 'Are those the dudes from Jackass?!'
8:08 AM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ story of my life.
8:06 AM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to Hello_Janey
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Hey ladies it's sexy as fuck when a guy gets up at 3am to pee, trips and breaks his finger right? ;)
7:16 PM May 29th
via Twitter for iPhone
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If castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually... Then what happens to bouncy castles? Your move, Hendrix... Nevermind. Check mate.
5:17 PM May 29th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ you can substitute veggie burger :)
2:50 PM May 29th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to kimmoney
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my latest creation. Muhahaha
2:09 PM May 29th
via Instagram
from Los Angeles, CA
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My roomie @ is the best :)
12:13 PM May 29th
via Instagram
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My sunglasses are so dark I can't even read twitter on my phone. How am I supposed to look cool now?!
11:09 AM May 29th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ my bro @ loves Spiderman. Sounds like something he would do.
8:20 AM May 29th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to OhNoSheTwitnt
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Check engine light keeps flashing, but it's too cute to worry me. You look like the baking soda logo you little orange cutie pie, don't you!
8:01 AM May 29th
via Twitter for iPhone
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In honor of 'MERICA I made my own recipe for a PB&J Burger and then slipped off into a food coma. Take that terrorists!
7:27 PM May 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Nothing says America and grilling like a Flo-Rida knock off jingle!
1:52 PM May 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
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- Name Ben Mehl
- Location NJ ✈ LA
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio writer, comedian, story teller, food lover, fitness enthusiast, and positive thinker.
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