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itsbenmehl

  1. @kvanduyne it was great talking to you! I miss you too!
  2. Do you think she goes by 'FLO and the Machines' when she's with her family? Never mind.
  3. Just helped a man find the hospital to be there in time to see his granddaughter be born! America!
  4. instagr.am/p/LRdY_qwhod/ so I made a new friend today. Sonny Ray.
  5. David Stern fixing NBA Drafts since 1986.
  6. You believe this asshole, saying, "Excuse me, good Samaritan..."
  7. Just saw a bunch of really old people and my first thought was, 'Are those the dudes from Jackass?!'
  8. @Hello_Janey story of my life.
  9. Hey ladies it's sexy as fuck when a guy gets up at 3am to pee, trips and breaks his finger right? ;)
  10. If castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually... Then what happens to bouncy castles? Your move, Hendrix... Nevermind. Check mate.
  11. @kimmoney you can substitute veggie burger :)
  12. instagr.am/p/LOZzxWQhlS/ my latest creation. Muhahaha
  13. My sunglasses are so dark I can't even read twitter on my phone. How am I supposed to look cool now?!
  14. @OhNoSheTwitnt my bro @jmehltime loves Spiderman. Sounds like something he would do.
  15. Check engine light keeps flashing, but it's too cute to worry me. You look like the baking soda logo you little orange cutie pie, don't you!
  16. In honor of 'MERICA I made my own recipe for a PB&J Burger and then slipped off into a food coma. Take that terrorists!
  17. Nothing says America and grilling like a Flo-Rida knock off jingle!