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  1. G.W. Bush forgot your birthday
  2. G.W. Bush doesn't take out the trash
  3. Gordon Brown is scottish
  4. Josh Forsyth is Chuck Norris
  5. Josh Forsyth kidnapped your garden gnome.
  6. Josh Forsyth doesn't like your cat.
  7. Josh Forsyth is not a doctor. He doesn't even play one on TV. Do not be fooled.
  8. Josh Forsyth secretly likes Yanni.
  9. Josh Forsyth might have to slap you.
  10. Josh Forsyth will not fight for your right to party.
  11. Josh Forsyth is the shit.
  12. Josh Forsyth told you there is no tooth fairy.
  13. Josh Forsyth has a foot fetish
  14. Josh Forsyth is preparing an army of mice to take over the world.
  15. Josh Forsyth pees in the shower at the gym.
  16. Josh Forsyth thinks you look fat in those pants.
  17. Josh Forsyth wets the bed and blames it on you.
  18. Josh Forsyth puts bacon on your vegetarian delight.
  19. Josh Forsyth tells people that you wear a wig.
  20. Josh Forsyth was named in the Mitchel Report.