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  1. ISWWR... It would be easier to ID the heavy-breather on the phone that keeps calling, "I am your master!"
  2. ISWWR... It appears #NASA used droids (possibly R2-series & protocol) as seen on reflection of the space-man's visor twitter.com/iswwr/status/1…
  3. ISWWR... Moon landing a hoax? Here's the real evidence #NASA has kept secret nirahlee.com/iswwr/index.ph…
  4. If Star Wars Was Real... #EarthDay would be a good excuse for Han Solo to hide from the Empire in your recycled garbage!
  5. LIttle known facts about #baseball shine.yahoo.com/team-mom/littl… as ISWWR works to uncover the truth not covered in the story twitter.com/iswwr/status/1…
  6. ISWWR... The #CelebrityApprentice on #NBC would receive training from the master of an evil empire by performing tasks and... Wait a second
  7. ISWWR... These massive #earthquakes would be the result of Jabba the Hutt flatulence - sending tremors and shockwaves throughout the galaxy!
  8. ISWWR instigates the TRUTH behind #Coke and #CocaCola machines... nirahlee.com/iswwr/index.ph… twitter.com/iswwr/status/1…
  9. ISWWR... You'd be a little short for a Stormtrooper... But that wouldn't stop you from attending #ComicCon
  10. ISWWR... The 2-year #iPhone contract you signed would include an Imperial contract on you... Next time read the small print!
  11. More evidence behind rising #gasprices... The investigation continues! nirahlee.com/iswwr/index.ph… twitter.com/iswwr/status/1…
  12. We have uncovered more on the phantom behind rising #gasprices. nirahlee.com/iswwr/index.ph… twitter.com/iswwr/status/1…
  13. ISWWR... The New Orleans Saints had a #bounty on players? Was the Empire involved? Did Boba Fett have a chance to bid on the job?
  14. Why are #gasprices so high? ISWWR has uncovered some interesting information. nirahlee.com/iswwr/index.ph… twitter.com/iswwr/status/1…
  15. ISWWR... NCAA March Madness would mean the chances of survival are 725 to 1... But never tell me the odds!
  16. ISWWR... This weather is so warm for March, I think I spotted a couple of Jawas at the gas station today trying to rip people off!!
  17. ISWWR... The new iPad would contain 3-D holo-projector technology for hands free messaging... "help me, you're my only hope!"
  18. ISWWR... The Empire would use Bounty Hunters to follow you on Twitter!
  19. ISWWR... You'd have an App called "Find My Droids"
  20. ISWWR... The chosen one, QB Peyton Manning, would bring balance to the NFL when he leads his new team to the Super Bowl!