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ISWWR... The 2-year #iPhone contract you signed would include an Imperial contract on you... Next time read the small print!8:57 AM Apr 8thvia Twitter for iPhone
ISWWR... The New Orleans Saints had a #bounty on players? Was the Empire involved? Did Boba Fett have a chance to bid on the job?5:54 AM Mar 23rdvia Twitter for iPhone
ISWWR... NCAA March Madness would mean the chances of survival are 725 to 1... But never tell me the odds!5:12 AM Mar 21stvia Twitter for iPhone
ISWWR... This weather is so warm for March, I think I spotted a couple of Jawas at the gas station today trying to rip people off!!11:03 AM Mar 19thvia Twitter for iPhone
ISWWR... The new iPad would contain 3-D holo-projector technology for hands free messaging... "help me, you're my only hope!"5:55 AM Mar 14thvia Twitter for iPhone
ISWWR... The chosen one, QB Peyton Manning, would bring balance to the NFL when he leads his new team to the Super Bowl!4:08 PM Mar 7thvia Twitter for iPhone