isweatbutter
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@ if you're gonna do it, do it right! be safe and happy thanksgiving!
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to Briantaylor76
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@ I, myself, was considering wearing crotchless pleather pants to Thanksgiving Dinner. Your thoughts?
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to MichelleinCal
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Adam LAMEbert is on right now singing another cheesyass generic single.
about 4 hours ago
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@ ok, ok, then i guess you can use a brush.. i forget that i have asbestos fingers.
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to AllKnight
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@ also: if you dig crispy skin, give that bird a little butter lovin in the form of a massage 2 hours before it's done!
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to AllKnight
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@ awesome!
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to AllKnight
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she would. RT @: haha! oprah does it all the time! RT @: are 3 ppl on a skype call an orgy? @
about 5 hours ago
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@ brine, brine, brine your turkey so it doesn't end up as dry as barbara walter's _______.
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to AllKnight
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@ my glass stays filled just fine... but the jug on the other hand is in REAL bad shape...
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to keithprivette
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are 3 ppl on a skype call an orgy? RT@crystal_dunn: @ i have skype. @ does too. could u imagine that video call?
about 5 hours ago
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I'm drinking burgundy jug wine... gotta lube the tube for that big-ass Turkey Dinner tomorrow. In other news: I'm thankful for Carlo Rossi.
about 6 hours ago
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BREAKING NEWS: Toasty just stole and devoured the Turkey Neck. Next step: buy a camaro and movie into trailer with my sisters.
about 6 hours ago
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The King of Cunnilingus.
about 6 hours ago
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it doesn't matter if morgan freeman is trying to get me to max out my visa card or buy super tampons in bulk, his voice gives me chills.
about 6 hours ago
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@ what happened to ? did @ pull an @ & cancel a great show?? @ loves stupid shit and cancels . idiots.
about 7 hours ago
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i'm so glad they changed directions on that last number...
about 7 hours ago
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if i didn't already have my coach ticket to hell locked down, then i've got it right now. i'm an asshole. just sayin.
about 7 hours ago
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"Guys, it's like cool epilepsy."
about 8 hours ago
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RT @: "Makeover's are like crack to me." LOL
about 8 hours ago
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RT @: Oh my. My jelly is not nearly ready enough.
about 8 hours ago
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