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  1. my cupcake frosting got squished
  2. I never liked my own name that much, but when the pizza place woman got my name wrong, I realized that I hate the name Mallory so much more
  3. when i get near the end of a project, i always seem to start slowing down instead of just powering through and finishing
  4. think i overheated the dog
  5. more houses. damn houses.
  6. Jehovah's Witnesses: only 144000 get to go to good heaven, right? So shouldn't that be a motivation to not witness? Less competition.
  7. went to Kevin Taylor last night- oh how I love foie gras http://tinyurl.com/krzmv8
  8. got the cat some new food and it smells terrible- i don't think i can live in the same house as this food
  9. I think I spend more money going to the grocery store multiple times a week than when I did a week's shopping all at once
  10. found perfect house- BUT it's by far the nicest house in a mediocre neighborhood- what to do?
  11. my new goal is to post an update at least every day- this evening we are going to look at houses with a realtor
  12. upstairs neighbor noisy on weeknights, we should: A- ask them to be quieter, B- talk to property manager, C- start a passive aggressive war
  13. it was a mistake to stop getting Wave Riders but I rectified that
  14. San Jose was moderately fun once we got off the highways
  15. sitting around and sweating while the air conditioner finishes dumping months of accumulated water into the bathroom
  16. i think i lost my old emails :(
  17. reformatting- can't figure out how to import bookmarks in json format into Chrome
  18. Free calling after 9 pm becomes significantly less of a deal as your time zone goes West
  19. back to work
  20. chess + josh + molly = slow attrition