isthisalbion
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My hair cut is an anti-mullet business at the back, party at the front!
4:36 PM May 23rd
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@ just to let you know @ from @ thinks you smell like heaven
2:24 PM May 23rd
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I have a slinky, but no stairs
5:36 PM May 21st
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Actual screenshot. Enough said.
11:43 AM May 19th
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@ cheers for mine bud
9:01 AM May 18th
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Been ill for a few days, the result of which is yesterday I ate foods which were varying shades of beige, thinking of moving up the spectrum
6:53 AM May 17th
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My breakfast is evoking childhood memories, egg and soldiers
6:52 AM May 17th
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'One student was arrested for telling a policeman his horse was gay.' Possibly my favourite Press Association wire sentence ever
11:39 PM May 15th
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I could eat healthily not drink/smoke but still some horrible illness/bus could strike me down, and I'm just not willing to take that risk
9:08 AM May 12th
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@ "Words cannot describe (a) how amazing this advert is (b) quite how insane its definition of punk is"
11:55 AM May 4th
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'Yesterdays Pants' The Sensational New Album, by Jallister Harrison @
6:45 AM May 3rd
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@ WELCOME TO THIS MOTHER FUCKING BT FONSPOT BITCHES
4:23 PM May 1st
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@ ideas for a tv show: harmonising with Eric cantona
7:06 AM Apr 24th
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@ it was the copy left at the monument, saw another copy as well but I'll keep it's location secret for other fun hunters
10:13 AM Apr 23rd
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@ look what we found, will be enjoyed and passed on for others to appreciate serendipity and literature
8:33 AM Apr 23rd
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Idea for a tv show: existential epiphanies followed by crisps with Michael Winner
7:23 AM Apr 23rd
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Idea for a tv show: Hawking nazi gold with @
7:18 AM Apr 23rd
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So 'raw emotion' is the new euphemism for a man weeping, terry Connor is its latest victim
2:40 PM Apr 22nd
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"I took the batteries out my mysticism and put them in my thinking cap"
7:36 AM Apr 20th
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@ I'm down with that, the strip will be our bitch
7:35 AM Apr 20th
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in reply to mossop2010
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- Name Al Harrison
- Location Newcastle Upon Tyne
- Bio Morally barren, ethically bereft and tinged with implicit violence
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