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  1. This man was talking to me today... but his accent was so thick I couldn't understand what he was saying. Turns out he was retarded.
  2. Why am I so tired?
  3. Freshly baked bread? That's what makes it worth showing up to work. @becconyc
  4. Scarjo in the house
  5. No yoga back to bed... But white rabbit!
  6. Sometimes after talking in the phone I think, "I really made that awkward for no reason."
  7. @jermainermiles aaaah! That lady is crazy
  8. Dear Howard, please don't stand in front of me at yoga, get a pedicure, move your water out of my way and stop panting. Thank you.
  9. @micalobe ha I know! This one girl kept screaming when he entered, spoke, took off his shirt...
  10. According to one drunk, the homeless of the east village are tired of me... Join the club.
  11. New Moon here I come
  12. Nothing worse than coming out of a leisurely time in the handicapped bathroom and realizing that a handicapped person has been waiting
  13. Happy Thanksgiving
  14. New York is infested with fat tourists and high school marching bands.
  15. @JakeTheViking that sounds fabulous
  16. Good thing I didn't get one since I can't spell it
  17. Tatoo?
  18. Worm = Work
  19. Today at worm I made a woman cry... What did you do?
  20. Work work work but party party party later