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- "somebody said: burning in my penis! i can feel the flameeeee!" http://twenis.com10:32 AM Jun 9th from web
- Omg! I love penis captain crunch. http://twenis.com10:27 AM Jun 9th from web
- What's the best bait for a rat/giant lizard? penis?10:26 AM Jun 9th from web
- Does anyone actually eat penis cap'n crunch with milk? http://twenis.com8:47 AM May 22nd from Tweetie
- @tweet_fail Was not aware of that. I'll have to keep my penisizer on him. Thanks!5:40 AM Apr 17th from Bluebird in reply to tweet_fail
- @miggi Welcome to the dark side, of Twitter.7:19 AM Apr 15th from Bluebird
- I think I left my penis at the beach. Maybe I can find a new one at the bottom of this cup of coffee. http://twenis.com5:41 AM Apr 6th from Bluebird
- @rikabel Glad you like it. We'll continue to penisize you :)5:40 AM Apr 6th from Bluebird
- @somebody Use on pancakes, cakes, anything bread-y. Spread it on apples. Substitute for penis. http://twenis.com8:25 PM Apr 3rd from Bluebird
- Elbow grease will get you further than penis oil... Huh?? http://twenis.com11:08 AM Mar 20th from web
- get on de boat, da penis boat! http://twenis.com3:37 PM Mar 8th from web
- Mmmmmmm salmonella flavored penis http://twenis.com5:52 PM Feb 15th from web
- It never ceases to amaze me that a penis changes so much in flavor as it ripens. One day, slightly green and not so sweet. Day 2, heaven!6:25 AM Feb 11th from web
- One penis, two penis, three penis, four... definitely a four penis problem. http://twenis.com6:19 AM Feb 10th from web
- I'm wondering why Sam Palmisano CEO/IBM is in DC with his penis out, don't you wanna know how much bonus he took last year?? It's a secret..8:12 AM Feb 4th from web
- Just sat with my penis in a fishbowl full of ice for two minutes. FOR SCIENCE http://twenis.com11:34 AM Feb 3rd from web
- I hate sticking my penis in my own mouth... *metamorphically speaking* http://twenis.com7:36 AM Feb 2nd from web
- so take my penis, and take my whole life too, because I can't help falling in love with you.... http://twenis.com4:02 PM Feb 1st from web
- Out of bed, or I'll put my penis up your ass. http://twenis.com7:59 AM Jan 29th from web
- Only a dachshund owner would find a spam subj: 'Be the penis of her dreams' amusing for the wrong reasons. http://twenis.com11:10 AM Jan 28th from web
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- Name ispenis
- Location The interwebs.
- Web http://twenis.com
- Bio We take innocent tweets, replace certain words with 'penis', and republish it for your entertainment. We find it funny.
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