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Well I got a new job. LOL WITH SALARY. Soon I'll be able to escape the monsters I live with.10:23 AM Jul 17th from TweetDeck
In other news: I hope I get the job! I love crushing the hopes and aspirations of people! I want to get -paid- to do it! (Mnng.)9:10 AM Jul 17th from TweetDeck
Going in for my zillionth interview with this horrible heartless company!9:10 AM Jul 17th from TweetDeck
@Esserz I told you to watch your drunken spending!9:09 AM Jul 17th from TweetDeck in reply to Esserz
Yeah, it's pretty much a given that my room reeks of incense. Don't like it? Get out.4:56 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck
@HeavyArms Hay, sometimes points need to be made.4:54 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck in reply to HeavyArms
@HeavyArms That's a given, isn't it?4:51 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck in reply to HeavyArms
This is about as fun as watching paint dry.4:50 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck
ROFLROFL! http://bit.ly/NjnCx4:38 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck
They called me in for a SECOND interview. I don't know what they want from me. I suspect a setup. Someone must have outed me to the MIB.1:32 PM Jul 16th from TweetDeck
My genitals are like David Bowie. It ch-ch-ch-changes. #celebgenitals11:46 AM Jul 16th from TweetDeck
Figures. I try to call my doctor for help and she's out of town till Monday.11:45 AM Jul 16th from TweetDeck
@neilhimself Got in before #neilwebfail. Now betting on possibility of #neilwebfail.9:39 AM Jul 16th from TweetDeck in reply to neilhimself
Seriously. It was LOUD. It was like the entire Philharmonic was in my room playing some cruel, heart-attack-inducing joke.9:36 AM Jul 16th from TweetDeck
Dear Mat - Stop blasting Pachelbel's Cannon at 2 am at EARDRUM SHATTERING volumes. Sleep is precious to me as an insomniac.9:33 AM Jul 16th from TweetDeck
@JawsForJesus Would that be the same sound stage David Bowie used for the Ziggy Stardust album?9:22 AM Jul 16th from TweetDeck in reply to JawsForJesus
@JawsForJesus That "Earth Orbit Insertion" did sound pretty kinky...9:21 AM Jul 16th from TweetDeck in reply to JawsForJesus
@Esserz You just need to eat more often, put greens in there and work in CARBS. All that shoogar will just make you lose weight.9:18 AM Jul 16th from TweetDeck in reply to Esserz
@haydonere I know all about that fearing sleep business.9:18 AM Jul 16th from TweetDeck in reply to haydonere
@stitchxhare Wondering if you'd like to iS sometime. HURR.10:15 PM Jul 15th from TweetDeck

Name ☆ AMES ★
Location Secret Cosmic HQ
Web http://isolationa...
Bio Intergalactic terrorist bent on planetary decimation. Enjoys gardening, drinking tea and anything with refined shoogars.

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