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  1. "She's got the nicest cans... garbage cans, that is."
  2. I am hearing a garbage can obsessive gush about the garbage can.
  3. "YOU MANIACS! YOU MADE TIM BURTON REMAKE THIS MOVIE! OH DAMN YOU ALL... DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" #1stdraftmovielines
  4. Roland Burris won't seek election in 2010. I guess he only bought a third of a term from Blago.
  5. "Hi, Cole, I died and now I'm a ghost." #1stdraftmovielines
  6. "My God. It's really, really big. And black." #1stdraftmovielines
  7. "Dick, I'm sorry, but we're going to have to discuss your performance during your next quarterly review." #1stdraftmovielines
  8. "Asps... very dangerous... let's call a herpetologist." #1stdraftmovielines
  9. "It's 106 miles to Chicago... let's just spend the night here." #1stdraftmovielines
  10. Can we just rename DC "The City Of Lies" at this point?
  11. "Go ahead... I don't know what I want to order yet."
  12. If you were a zombie, would you eat Michael Jackson's extracted brain? No, me neither.
  13. Let me save the blithering idiot the trouble... RT @owillis RACIST!
  14. Wait... Burr Oak? That's a historic African-American cemetery, yes? Forget my last question. How many TIMES did each corpse vote for Obama?
  15. @mattbramanti - Since it's Cook County, how many of them voted for Obama last November?
  16. @PhineasMessmer - Kick ass, man. Kick ass.
  17. Just a reminder... "The Nut In The Tree" half hour of story readings @ 3:30PM SLT - Edloe Clocktree.
  18. As Steve Martin once said, Comedy is not pretty: http://bit.ly/CpmxH
  19. ARGH just thought of better response to a question asked of omniprim just now. Oh well. Adding to database.
  20. @ToddSpargo - Good topic. Working on it.