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  1. Ugh, I can't believe how full the parking lot at the office is! It's a good thing I don't own a car. about 14 hours ago from Echofon
  2. Then you'll just think it's disgusting because seriously coconut nog is the worst about 15 hours ago from Echofon
  3. Instead of pine I've decided to go with a coconut palm for the Christmas tree. You might think this strange until you taste my coconut nog! about 15 hours ago from Echofon
  4. Being "out of it" implies being "with it" at some point in the past—so no, I'm not out of it. about 17 hours ago from Echofon
  5. After my "Visit to the Snow Gynecologist" diorama, it would be hard to top the ice speculum. about 17 hours ago from Echofon
  6. Tired of building snowmen, I've begun constructing snow tires. This leads to a lot of confusion. about 17 hours ago from Echofon
  7. @bbaydar GL, dude! Use being tired to your advantage by projecting unshakable calmness (that's not interrupted by occasional snores). about 19 hours ago from Echofon in reply to bbaydar
  8. 12seconds - COOKIES!!! http://tiny12.tv/E53P8 6:34 PM Dec 20th from 12seconds
  9. If I ever invent a robot, its designation will be 6924/7. 4:10 PM Dec 20th from Tweetie
  10. Participating in the nerd version of a sewing circle! 11:43 AM Dec 20th from Socialite.app
  11. Oh hey there's a dime in this urinal OH GROSS there's someone's gum on it!!! 3:22 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  12. @gordonbonnar See also: Dodgy Biscuit; The Time Balm; Sucka Pleas; The Hungry Caterpillars; A Day at the Racist; The Palindrones 11:37 AM Dec 18th from Echofon in reply to gordonbonnar
  13. @JeremyMeyers It sounds like Kraft's Kelley Woodland is talking about the company's transition into prostitution. 11:26 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to JeremyMeyers
  14. @gordonbonnar There might be some legal issues there, but considering the band will never actually do anything, it's probably ok—DEAL! 11:23 AM Dec 18th from Echofon in reply to gordonbonnar
  15. I'm thinking my band's name could be "The Getting Wasted Potential." 11:12 AM Dec 18th from Echofon
  16. Who wants to be in my new band where we don't write songs, practice, or perform? It'll be like every other band you've been in! 11:09 AM Dec 18th from Echofon
  17. Gosh, this ban on swearing is making me so darned mad I could poop a brick! Fiddlesticks! 10:51 AM Dec 18th from Echofon
  18. @paperapostle I will keep an eye out when walking home and will tell him to stop screwing around! 10:36 AM Dec 18th from Echofon in reply to paperapostle
  19. Yes, these are rusty razors that I'm using to line my chimney—and yes, that egg nog has a grenade in it. The cookies are normal. 10:30 AM Dec 18th from Echofon
  20. All I want for Christmas is Santa's horrible demise. 10:28 AM Dec 18th from Echofon