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- My idea? Genius, space-saving and pleasing to the eye. Mom, however, says sticking play-doh to the wall doesn't qualify as "putting it away"12:32 PM Jun 5th from web
- Told mom about the PlayDoh in my nose. Mom's reaction was contrary to what I had hoped. Looking more for "Neat!", not a bulb syringe.6:21 AM May 1st from web
- Why are we wasting all this lovely, durable dye on eggs? Just LOOK what it can do for my hands, and my arms... and my face!6:18 AM Apr 10th from web
- So, puffed cheeks and wild, wide eyes tend to clue in parents that you've just stuffed 17 sweet tarts in your mouth at once.4:31 PM Mar 6th from web
- I don't care if they DO where white after Labor Day, those Storm Troopers are snappy dressers.6:27 AM Feb 25th from web
- Purple, Green, Orange - whatever. I go where I want. No Candy Land card is going to boss me around.12:07 PM Feb 18th from web
- Found a stash of band-aids. Now, to orchestrate a wound somehow...7:02 AM Feb 11th from web
- I know you ate a Good-and-Plenty. Don't try to deny it. (Now, let's talk about the principle of sharing)12:18 PM Feb 10th from web
- 2 year old haiku: NO! not taking nap! / NO! I will do it myself! / NO! (Good thing I'm cute)9:24 AM Jan 29th from web
- Nothing is quite as refreshing as water sucked from a washcloth... unless it is sucked from a toothbrush.4:03 PM Jan 14th from web
- So it looked fun. It had a steering wheel and some buttons. Then we put quarters in it, and it became a moving, rocking death ride to hell.12:36 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from web
- I can take all my clothes off by myself. (This means I do it often.)7:47 AM Dec 10th, 2008 from web
- I am the Houdini of socks and shoes. (Mom says she is going to glue them to my feet. I am unafraid.)12:07 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from web
- Oh, cool! I think Mom's getting on the phone... is she talking yet? ... maybe... wait for it... wait for it... WAAAAAAA!5:30 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from web
- Very excited when mom placed a giant marshmallow in the shopping cart. Very disappointed when mom said it was just a pillow.2:06 PM Nov 19th, 2008 from web
- What? I don't know why everyone was upset that I ate that fish cracker. It came right off the little paper pond it was glued to, no problem.5:49 PM Nov 15th, 2008 from web
- Despite mom's refusal to budge on the "No More Marshmallows" edict of this afternoon, I'm not throwing in the towel yet.1:00 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
- Here's a trick. When it comes to food: if you lick it, it is yours.5:16 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from web
- I knew I shouldn't have been so chipper in the waiting room. If I would have known a shot was coming, I would have found a hiding place.12:51 PM Oct 29th, 2008 from web
- Don't know why mom keeps giving me new spoons. I was perfectly OK with my original spoon. The dog was perfectly OK with my original spoon...8:46 AM Oct 22nd, 2008 from web
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