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- After my yarmulke tweet, both "Jew Tube" and "jewlicious" started following me. Shalom, guys, but I'm a gentile.about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
- Subway archetype #1: Person reading foreign language newspaper.
I always try to read over their shoulder anyway.about 2 hours ago from Birdhouse
- Guy on plane: yarmulke pushed forward so that it covers his eyes, to sleep. Is that really allowed? If so, huge benefit to Judaism.about 5 hours ago from Birdhouse
- Is "the South of France" (vs. "southern France") the world's most successful affectation?
No one says "the South of New Jersey."2:34 PM Jul 11th from Birdhouse
- Living in the space that I do makes me think I should take some tips from the Japanese. http://bit.ly/4hGcJ11:26 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- I recently sustained a four minute improv duo about the Spice Girls, 1999-2009.11:02 AM Jul 11th from Birdhouse
- When Google locks you into their software using a custom Linux distribution, it's great. When TiVo does that, it's evil. Got it.7:22 AM Jul 8th from web
- If fried potatoes are "fries," baked potatoes should just be "bakes." "One bake, please."
And with that, goodnight.9:58 PM Jul 7th from Birdfeed
- I don't know:
1. What a duvet is;
2. Why a duvet has a cover;
3. How to put a duvet back in its cover after taking it out to investigate.9:23 AM Jul 6th from Birdhouse
- I have an elaborate justification for always using the wheelchair accessible stalls in public restrooms.
It took me years but I did it.1:42 PM Jul 5th from Birdhouse
- Guy at Apple Store was making fun of Twitter but spoke fluent Japanese and was a copyright critic. Yeah, you're way too cool for tweets.2:28 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- I like Voice Control on the 3GS more than I thought I would.
Also, I have a 3GS now. Unbelievable that I held out this long.2:27 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- When @insunlight is in prison, her videotape series will be called "Faraday Caged Wisdom."11:41 AM Jul 3rd from Birdfeed in reply to insunlight
- There is a city for each human desire. Sexiness: Los Angeles. Money: New York. Power: Washington.
My residence: Los Yorkington.2:23 PM Jul 2nd from Birdhouse
- @cocofeather is doing nothing but spotting girls I want to meet on Walnut.11:14 AM Jun 30th from Birdfeed in reply to cocofeather
- My neighborhood is what you'd get if 13 year olds were allowed in the Mos Eisley cantina. Still a wretched hive of scum—but less villainy.8:54 AM Jun 30th from Birdhouse
- I believe in one First Amendment exception: a ban on eating sounds.
This is also the one crime for which I support the death penalty.9:02 PM Jun 29th from Birdhouse
- Food with @portnoi. I'll have the French toast and he’ll have a wisecrack about my glasses.
I'll get that guy one day.10:26 AM Jun 28th from Tweetie
- Some use math to solve humanity’s problems. I use it to calculate the probability that a sociopath will kill my cat.
’Cuz I'm relaxed.7:31 AM Jun 28th from Birdhouse
- Guy gave me a high five walking down the street. "Happy pride week?" "Cool t-shirt?" Or just: "Welcome back?"
Good five, too. Hearty slap.9:00 AM Jun 27th from Birdhouse
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