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I found an Indiana Jones Fire Ant spoon in my kitchen this morning. Dilemma.
| isamuel @cocofeather No, if they don't. It was amazing. |
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| isamuel I often wish I could do MobileSafari's zoom-in trick in Regular Safari. I like zooming in to just a column of text that I'm reading. |
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| isamuel Pretentious? Moi? |
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| isamuel If the Academy has not the courage to award Wall-E Best Picture, then they have not the courage to not be beaten up by me. |
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| isamuel "... that so far as we approve as monarchy, that in America the law is King." |
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| isamuel Is the colon the flirtiest punctuation mark? I say it is. |
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| isamuel Independence-B-Q. |
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| isamuel What Do Customers Ultimately Buy After Viewing This Item? 96% buy John Adams (HBO Miniseries). 2% buy National Treasure 2 - Book of Secrets |
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| isamuel @cocofeather will Daniel Dance Lewis be there? |
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| isamuel Take it up with Dylan if you've got a problem. |
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| isamuel How old are you my pretty little miss / how old are you my honey? / She answered him with a lovin' smile / "I'll be 16 come Sunday." |
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| isamuel Might go see Wall-E today. |
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| isamuel Now accepting suggestions for what I should eat for lunch. Suggestions will close in a few minutes. |
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| isamuel You guys know what I'm talking about. Like the 46-year-old dude still quoting Forrest Gump. "Lieutenant Daaaaaan." Oh my God, euthanize me. |
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| isamuel My greatest fear is that I will get old and forget to update my pop culture references. |
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| isamuel @HumanFolly okay, I'll bite: what is this? |
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| isamuel My (lil) green patch has a macaw eating the fruits? What? What am I supposed to do about that? Get the fuck out of here, macaw! |
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| isamuel FISA:Netroots::Gold Standard:Ron Paul Supporters |
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| isamuel Guy at grocery store said he doesn't like it when people assume he drives a car. Here's an idea: Move out of Los Angeles. |
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