isafuckingbella
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Hands off the merchandise buddy. It takes hours to look this good.
10:47 PM Dec 10th
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Big day already. Did my strangled squawky thing at some birds, had a big sook with @, now running madly up and down the hall.
1:09 PM Dec 1st
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Taught @ and @ a valuable lesson today. They don't seem very grateful though.
Might just hang out under the bed for a while.
2:14 AM Nov 30th
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@ @
12:56 AM Nov 5th
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in reply to KyleeHamilton
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But first I have to take a huge shit. Then sleep a bit. After that I'll eat, then probably another nap. Then it's on.
12:49 AM Nov 5th
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That little bitch @ just went me. Right then. You want a war? I'LL TAKE YOU TO WAR.
12:48 AM Nov 5th
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@ she'll nod off again soon. Then you can give it a good chew.
8:44 PM Oct 28th
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in reply to gabbygabbyhey
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@ @ how undignified. I prefer sleep, sleep, sleep, sook, sleep, eat, sleep, sleep, sleep.
1:03 AM Oct 23rd
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in reply to gabbygabbyhey
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@ just poop in the wardrobe. It'll be weeks before they find it.
7:10 PM Oct 21st
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in reply to mollykitteh
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@ when I'm in that position I lift the tail. INSPECT IT, HUMAN.
6:50 PM Oct 21st
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in reply to mollykitteh
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@ hey, you sleep with your mouth open and she's a cat. do the math and make with the treats. kthxmeow.
4:30 AM Oct 12th
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in reply to vaempyr
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@ did that once or twice. I like being able to sit down though, so I don't do it anymore.
6:12 PM Oct 9th
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in reply to mollykitteh
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@ just give me the caffeine and nobody gets hurt
9:22 PM Oct 1st
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in reply to knitster
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@ pick me up a short black with six sugars.
9:07 PM Oct 1st
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in reply to knitster
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@ wouldn't you if you lived with those two?
2:28 AM Sep 30th
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in reply to wombat1974
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so if they're renaming @ why not call it what it resembles: my turds after a sambuca bender.
2:19 AM Sep 30th
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@ aw, that's sweet. But I got a big delivery of Peruvian flake coming soon so if you could GTFO that would be great. kthxmeow
3:26 PM Sep 27th
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in reply to knitster
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Hey marketing tards: I AM A CAT. I DON'T BUY ANYTHING AND MY ONLY INTERESTS ARE SHITTING AND SLEEPING. I don't even have opposable thumbs.
4:21 AM Sep 22nd
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@ badass. You should get a sleeve.
4:15 AM Sep 22nd
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in reply to mollykitteh
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@ I told you fool.
3:12 PM Sep 21st
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- Name Isabella
- Location Drouin, Australia
- Bio Raconteur, social commentator, cat.
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