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I have in my head the giddy chatter of a New Years Eve party and the grim buzz of a NASA control room...No wonder I can never sleep anymore.
12:21 AM Nov 27th
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Eating Thai and trying not to laugh as i listen to a dad deliver a dry, unabridged explanation of DNA sequencing to a dumbfounded 4 year old
7:03 PM Nov 20th
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Fingernails are like living tickertape scrolling out of your fingers. This dent: when I punched a wall. This white dot: a night of drinking.
12:52 PM Nov 20th
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The word "premium" has been ironically co-opted by the Shitty Foods Industry and now means "disgusting". See: Domestic beer, canned ham, etc
11:48 AM Nov 19th
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Sifting through my decade-deep collection of short stories for a few standouts to give to my agent. Any suggestions?
4:55 PM Nov 17th
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My novel, "Warm Bodies", is being published by major publishing houses in the U.S, U.K, Italy, France, Germany, Brazil, and Russia. Ohmygod.
2:37 PM Nov 6th
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You'd think the Waiting Game would be easier to play, since it only has one rule...
11:57 AM Nov 4th
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Gotta love the dog standing in a truckbed barking at sidewalkers while speeding past them, as if to say Break yourself fool! I'm in a TRUCK!
9:28 AM Oct 28th
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Once again terrorized for several blocks by some ass who thinks its funny to drive a white Crown Victoria with bumper bars and a spotlight..
3:09 PM Oct 26th
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Isaac is that weird guy next to you in the restaurant, eating breakfast alone and pretending hes not totally listening to your conversation.
11:29 AM Oct 23rd
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I thought My Fingers made a great leftover phad thai shovel...until i discovered the Shred Of Cardboard From a Chewing Gum Package!
4:45 PM Oct 22nd
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Just bought a ton of books, new. Libraries kill authors! Support the industry before it dies and literature is reduced to 140 characters!
1:08 PM Oct 19th
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Social exhaustion leads to physical exhaustion, which is why i frequently collapse unconscious in the middle of chatty crowds.
9:15 PM Oct 17th
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Series of alarm-armed mini-honks from various cars in a parking lot just created a delightful circus calliope tune. I love accidental music
6:37 PM Oct 16th
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If you rack up a big tab at a bar in a dream and then wake up without paying, do they still charge you or will it be reset when I come back?
11:09 AM Oct 11th
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It's done. Warm Bodies is shiny and new and off to kick some German ass at Frankfurt Book Fair. I will now sleep for several days, goodnight
1:02 PM Oct 10th
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Saw Wild Things special screening last night with Eggers and the actor kid doing q&a! Strange film. Intriguing, frustrating, funny and sad
4:17 PM Oct 8th
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Whole city is blacked out! No technology! Guess i'll go roll a hoop down the street with a stick...
3:42 PM Oct 3rd
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Just did my first reading. LITERARY DEBUT. Not nearly as un-fun as expected!
10:09 PM Sep 30th
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They will find my body months later huddled in my bedroom, stiff and preserved by the cold, in sweaters and thermals that do nothing.
12:24 PM Sep 29th
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