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  1. Conan the destroyer soundtrack on kjhk!
  2. Fucking Twidget piece of shit URL shortener. That address was http://ladyraptasticshow.bl...
  3. WTF have I gone insane? A new Lady Raptastic full episode with intro music? The Lord has blessed my brain holes! http://ladyraptasticsho ...
  4. I can't recommend The Brothers Bloom enough. If you're into Rushmore or Royal Tenanbaums or other adult fairy tales, go see it. So good.
  5. And that's when i realized he was a funky pile of space tits.
  6. You wanna know what that is?!? It's my vagina! I've got a mangina! I'm old gregg!!!
  7. Video game immersion has reached it's paramount achievement. www.helenkellersimulator.com
  8. Wazzat outside? "Hot Raaaaiiiinn-uh... pouring down my face" http://tinyurl.com/moz7dt @helloplease #ThisHeatIsBullshit
  9. So happy they're running these State marathons. Wife's feet on my lap, wine at my side, lawls on the boob tube. Happy.
  10. @ericthegraves Not yet. I've got some pains that my doctor can't identify. No worries, lover.
  11. Fuck yello sub in their skanky dreadlocked asses. they've been closed early the last 3 times i've gone there. i have needs!
  12. @kentuckychrome The new one has it built in, yo,
  13. What would it be like to be born crazy? I mean Bat-shit, dog kicking, imaginary friends crazy from birth? http://bit.ly/Zqr4m
  14. Ants have taken over the world! Whar's mah Magnifying glass?! http://bit.ly/LRgUP
  15. @kentuckychrome How's that?
  16. @cherylprolapse Not yet, got all my scans done yesterday. Dr's all being very quiet. Quickly moving from worried to irritated.
  17. Dying. Poisoned. Need purging and sleeping. In a moment of deperation, I ate KFC. #goodchoices
  18. @chewyfally I've never been so proud!
  19. Just realiae I had a $3500 procedure yesterday. Fuck!
  20. This water tastes how a lobster tank smells.